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BorowitzReport BREAKING: In Possible Gaffe, Romney Says Poor People 'Taste Like Chicken' 11:41 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by ColinLChris and 143 others
@BorowitzReport I noticed he is not studying at the University of Alabama. 12:06 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BorowitzReport
MoRocca Woman introduced herself to me as "a non-practicing lawyer". Was she raised a lawyer, then stopped believing? 7:33 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ColinLChris and 120 others
BorowitzReport Fox News Poll: Obama Leading Among Foreign-born Gay Socialist Muslims 10:18 AM May 16th via web Retweeted by ColinLChris and 134 others
BorowitzReport Fox New Reports: Romney Could Make History by Defeating First Gay Muslim President 6:03 AM May 15th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ColinLChris and 119 others
denisleary Bristol Palin is against gay marriage. Thinks kids should be raised by teenaged mom & hockey player who skips town to fuck a waitress. 1:30 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ColinLChris and 1496 others
PeteChimbidis "It decants the Pinot Grigio; it does this whenever it's told." - Bel Air Bill 5:00 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ColinLChris
God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And just by hearing that it becomes clear that God also created a large number of idiots. 9:55 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone
Richie_Jackson When President Obama was born his parent's marriage was illegal in 22 states. #marriageequality 10:05 AM May 7th via web Retweeted by ColinLChris and 3690 others
Not surprised that a person from a religion that once allowed polygamy considers marriage a tender issue. I'm talking about Obama of course. 2:42 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
@DavidKoechner A friend @PeteChimbidis repeated your Daddy lines by memory. You can soil yourself from fear and laughter at the same time. 6:59 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DavidKoechner
@DavidKoechner A considerate listener is as rare as the shadow of an albino Loggerhead Shrike in the vast Saskatchewan tundra. 3:09 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DavidKoechner
@masterpiecepbs It's not often that one is able to use the word defenestration when describing a scene from a show. Great job! #SherlockPBS 7:22 PM May 7th via Twitter for iPhone
BorowitzReport READ Greece Offers to Repay Bailout with Giant Horse: bit.ly/uI8i2L 5:19 AM May 6th via web Retweeted by ColinLChris and 72 others
Supermoon: what happens when a superhero gets drunk and pulls his pants down. 4:31 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
billmaher #GeorgeZimmerman got over 200k in donations on his website, OJ is like"why cldnt they have had PayPal back when I was killing people!" 9:26 PM May 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by ColinLChris and 2246 others
On the upside, Newt is now free to run for president of the moon. 7:55 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
Another instance of using suspended as a synonym for expelled. Who cares, I'm sure Roget was a socialist anyway. #newtgingrich 2:19 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
BorowitzReport RT @RupertMurdoch I deeply regret hacking phones for news. We'll go back to just making shit up. 6:18 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ColinLChris and 128 others
Arrogant grandstanding; Obama under a mission accomplished banner after landing in a jet on an aircraft carrier. Only a tool would do that. 10:01 PM May 1st via Twitter for iPhone

Name Colin Christensen
Location Columbus, Ohio
Bio Public Defender Attorney in the juvenile law field. I mostly represent juveniles in delinquency cases. I was a juvenile delinquent so I figured, who better?