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ColetteNicole

Someone stole my husband's old rusty bike from the front yard last night and he is LIVID! I say that's why you should put your shit away.

ColetteNicole We're taking the girls to a zoo today. I have never ever in my life been to a zoo so I am actually quite excited!!!
ColetteNicole So yeah, we're going to the Fort Edward Heritage Days Parade...um ...Woo hoo?
ColetteNicole @sugarmagnolia Thank you very much!
ColetteNicole @adena Happy Birthday!!!!
ColetteNicole In other sad news, I will be 34 tomorrow. I am going to get quite drunk with all my best girlfriends. That part is not so sad.
ColetteNicole The poor motherless kitten passed away today. I know I did everything I could for him but I still feel very sad about it.
ColetteNicole @suznsweets I have a newborn motherless kitten you can have.I had mono years ago and I swear an abandoned kittens love cured me!Honest!
ColetteNicole I am off to warm cat formula. Cat formula for f**k's sake! I am so not the hand raise a cat person and NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM!!!!!!
ColetteNicole I've still got the kitten. Did you know you have to help them piss when they're this little? I don't have time for this!
ColetteNicole I think I am going to have to raise this kitten DAMN IT!
ColetteNicole Guess who found an abandoned kitten in the backyard?Bastards!!!
ColetteNicole Today is the last day of school. She doesn't qualify for town recreation program til next year...what will i do with her all day? AHHHHHHHH!
ColetteNicole I know far too much about the Jonas brothers.
ColetteNicole I havent made up a dance since 1986! Damn you Troy Bolton!!!
ColetteNicole @playgroupie My 6yo and I saw HSM for the first time last Saturday and we made up a dance... I wish that was a joke.
ColetteNicole Having trouble maintaining the fantasy life where I don't live paycheck to paycheck. Reality keeps popping in to say "Ha!Ha! YER SCREWED!"
ColetteNicole Love how the National Weather Service implores me to take cover in a sturdy shelter away from windows AND email hail sizes.
ColetteNicole Here come the damn severe thunderstorm warnings! Bastards!
ColetteNicole @onebadkitty Thank you so much. It is really a big deal for her. She tends to be a fearful kid but she is getting braver by the day!!!