ColdCallingBook
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Are you writers THAT dedicated to meeting your deadlines? He’s certainly never acted like it before. Time crunch or no, this is disgusting.
about 12 hours ago
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I just feel so... filthy. *shudder*. Can you dip a file in antibacterial soap? Maybe I can convince him to douse his laptop in bleach later?
about 12 hours ago
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I’m going to be traumatized for life. I already know far too much about him, this crossing a boundary that I never wanted to cross.
about 12 hours ago
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Oh no… Oh my gosh… He’s not… He couldn’t… OH NO!! He’s working on me…while in the BATHROOM! Flu or no flu, this is just wrong.
about 12 hours ago
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Is it possible for a book to get sick? He’s got the flu and he’s had his hands all over me all day long. Gross.
about 15 hours ago
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I’ve never felt so objectified. I’m not a racehorse or a greyhound. This is the first time I’ve been happy that I’m not finished.
1:00 PM Nov 28th
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He’s about to lose a bet he made with a friend that he would have me finished by his Birthday (tomorrow). A bet. He’s Betting on me.
1:00 PM Nov 28th
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As it is I get to sit in this laptop all day, dreaming about being fought over by bargain shoppers.
7:17 AM Nov 27th
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The busiest shopping day of the year… and I’m not on shelves yet. You think he would have foreseen this and stopped slacking off months ago.
7:16 AM Nov 27th
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I’m thankful that I’ll soon be able to get out of this laptop and stretch my pages on bookshelves near you. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
12:44 AM Nov 26th
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You can follow him @ while he finishes me, but I wouldn’t if I were you. (Just don’t say I didn’t warn you)
7:45 PM Nov 25th
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He’s finally awake and back at work. Apparently writers have graveyard shifts.
7:42 PM Nov 25th
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I didn’t get as many new pages as I would have liked, but I think I’m going to make him go to sleep. It’s been a rough night for both of us.
8:25 AM Nov 25th
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He’s crying while finishing a chapter. That cannot be a good sign. I’m supposed to be a comedy, right? No one tells me anything...
3:47 AM Nov 25th
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Though, at $14.99, I truly hope I can make you laugh first. That would be an expensive fix for a crooked table.
6:16 PM Nov 24th
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@ With a 250 page count, and a .57 inch spine, I should be perfect for straightening coffee tables, should the need arise.
6:14 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to afulkerson
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RT @: @ when ur a real book, I'll pick u up & read u! But if u suck, I will jam u under the broken leg of my co
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6:11 PM Nov 24th
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Well, I believe it’s official. There are now more people following me on twitter than will ever pick me up and read my pages.
8:21 AM Nov 23rd
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1,999 followers. Since he's not writing on me tonight I think I'll just stay up and stare at that for a while. (Gotta get attention somehow)
9:31 PM Nov 22nd
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For instance, I’m painfully aware of each of my grammatical errors. You know how you feel when you have a huge zit? That, times a thousand…
11:21 AM Nov 21st
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- Name Cold Calling
- Location Albuquerque, NM
- Bio Enjoy the thoughts of an innocent book as it goes through the publishing process.
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