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Colak

  1. “@SUSPECTdubstep: What if pigeons had a big old nut sack hanging down, theyd be forever tea bagging people in town” standard.
  2. @BettyBingCrosb TAKE THE BURGER APART AND PLAY A BOARD GAME WITH THE SALAD
  3. Bollocks
  4. About to do a test voice tweet with steph
  5. I've started appreciating girls with slightly wonky front teeth and I don't know why.
  6. Steph just complemented me on my tan, then realised she was wearing sunglasses & I'm not tanned in the slightest.
  7. Big white spaceship with green windows.
  8. Shit @alexandernut on @rinsefm with @floatingpoints !! Big up headphones and pub WiFi, you know you're good!
  9. Pear cider on Fat Cat roof terrace. Lot of nobheads dressed like T4 presenters in #GayBans #fb
  10. Dickheads.
  11. Ages ago someone told me about the concept of pigment rebellion where people go out of their way to be as pale as possible during the summer
  12. @LudovicoTechniq this is a great time to buy old hardcore on vinyl, I picked up a load of Reinforced stuff for fuck all all Vinyl Exchange
  13. @LudovicoTechniq you did well then, I'd say my collection was 95% stolen, 5% eaten by car stereos.
  14. @LudovicoTechniq only works if you remember what the tapes were though, there's a DJ agony one I've been trying to remember for over a year
  15. @LudovicoTechniq it's on the Slammin Vinyl soundcloud - I've been progressively rebuilding my tape pack collection from online rips!
  16. "Go on, he plays The Nine next! You said you like @djfreshdnb ??" #ForcingPeopleToListenToTapePackRipsOf90sDnBAndJungleSets #AndWhat
  17. It's a fucking classic laa. Them analogue tape hiss ones there.
  18. These other people in the beer garden look desperate for me to play Mickey Finn & Five-O's NYE 1997 Slammin vinyl set off my phone #Culture
  19. Hmmm... My drinking partner won't be here for another hour. I could be rat arsed by then #LetsGO