Cobson_iball365
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Friends may change, but the memories last forever.
5:38 PM Feb 11th
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*playing bingo* Me: yes! i only need one more! Someone: BINGO! Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!
9:03 AM Feb 11th
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I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows.
3:52 PM Feb 10th
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My first memory was 9 months before I was born. I went to this crazy party with dad and left with mom.
7:20 AM Feb 10th
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It only takes 3.5 inches to please a woman... it doesn't matter if its Visa or Mastercard
7:18 AM Feb 10th
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STRANGERS: "Excuse me please." FAMILY: "Can you move?" BEST FRIENDS: "Get the fuck out of my way bitch!"
7:18 AM Feb 10th
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Police Officer: Do you speak english? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes
7:16 AM Feb 10th
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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, fights off ninjas, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" FUCK YOUUUU!
9:33 AM Feb 9th
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blackparent:*spank* . DIDNT . *spank* . I. *spank* . TELL *spank* YOU *spank* TO *spank* . CLEAN . *spank* . UP ? MOVE YA HAND ! *spank*!
9:33 AM Feb 9th
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Roll Roll Roll your blunt, twist it at the end, light it up, take a puff, and pass it to your friends (_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅()~~
9:31 AM Feb 9th
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Saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
9:31 AM Feb 9th
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I turned my phone onto "Airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever.
9:30 AM Feb 9th
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Before i post a joke on twitter i tell it to my windmill... He is a HUGE fan.
9:29 AM Feb 9th
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"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."
9:00 AM Feb 8th
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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, fights off ninjas, pushes mom out the way. grabs phone...."k" FUCK YOUUUU!
9:00 AM Feb 8th
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"Age is just a number" ... "And prison is just a normal house full of really nice men"
8:58 AM Feb 8th
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A REAL BOYFRIEND: calls you for NOTHING, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, over protective & loves you ♥
8:57 AM Feb 8th
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You will never know how strong you really are until being strong is your only option.
8:56 AM Feb 8th
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I can't forget about you, because forgetting about you means forgetting those amazing moments we spend together, and I don't want that.
8:55 AM Feb 8th
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What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? ''I don't wanna be Obama self....'' Hahaha *slaps knee*
8:55 AM Feb 8th
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- Name Micheal Eric Cobson
- Location Cleveland,Ohio
- Bio in the words of biggie FUCK B****ES GET MONEY #POTHEADNATION
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