CobraCommander
My last therapist said I had "mother issues." I wonder if he misses his tongue?
| For the last time, casual Fridays will never be a part of the Cobra organization. Quit asking! |
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| Her accent gets me every time. |
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| Decided to go with a pale yellow with black and red accents for new Python Patrol uniforms. Abundance of purple in Cobra was getting to me. |
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| The Cobra Consulate's on-hold music is unforgivable. |
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| With interior decorator picking patterns for the Python Patrol uniforms. Somehow I imagined being a global terrorist would be less domestic. |
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| Well I can tell you right now this is the last time I allow video cameras in my throne room. I hate the internet. http://tinyurl.com/5omu5q |
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| Paid Firefly $4000 to cut the brake lines in Mindbender's Volvo. Who's laughing now, Mustache Mary? |
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| Mindbender changed my ringtone to new Madonna single. Did not discover this until he called during my board meeting with Crimson Twins. Ugh |
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| Someone swiped the Windex® off my desk. Three guesses which metal-headed, compensating Scottish arms dealer is the thief. |
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| ELO always gets me going in the morning. |
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| Long day at office. Taking blueprints home for new brainwashing facility. Picking up BBQ pizza and then watching Idol. TTYL. |
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| Impossible to strategize world domination with those incessantly annoying twins riding fourwheelers in the halls. Throneroom needs a door. |
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| Gah! How hard is it to find a decent tailor around here? The new hood makes me look like a druid fool. Tailor #4 is being flayed as I type. |
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| TerrorDrome now has wifi. Who says I'm old fashioned. |
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| Mindbender bogarted the last of the coffee. You will taste my wrath, sissypants! |
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| Morons! I have morons on my payroll! |
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| Contemplating if navy was the right color for me |
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