CobraCommander
- "Drunk as hell but no throwin' up. Halfway home and my pager still blowin' up."about 6 hours ago from web
- Sabotaged annual Joe Charity BBQ. Sandfleas in volleyball pit, pipe bombs in grills, Pepsi in the Coke bottles.3:10 PM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- BBQing...traitors.10:47 AM Jul 4th from web
- Hope you're all enjoying your parades, your hot dogs, your tiny flags and your slave collars.9:29 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- I thought he'd be taller: http://bit.ly/zU4pe8:43 AM Jun 29th from web
- Down in the dumps still. Going to go "Cosby" some prisoners and try to cheer up.10:53 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
- "I'm looking at the man in the mirror. I'm asking him to change his ways."3:31 PM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- Played the Cosby Show theme song during morning executions and it was hysterical!10:49 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
- Awkward holiday. I don't even want to know how many kids I have out there.2:54 PM Jun 21st from Tweetie
- I told Iran this was going to happen. If you want to see a properly rigged election visit my handy work in the US circa 2000.10:02 AM Jun 19th from Tweetie
- Setting up Cobra recruitment kiosks next to the iPhone lines for third summer in a row.12:52 PM Jun 18th from Tweetie
- Pruning my prize-winning rose bushes. (Not a euphemism.)11:35 AM Jun 13th from Tweetie
- In need of an EVIL Craigslist. Trouble finding parts for a Panzer tank I'm restoring on the weekends. Calling Cheney.4:35 PM Jun 11th from web
- Bummed that the Worldwide Terrorist Conference is not for a few more weeks.10:16 AM Jun 8th from web
- Mental note: get Web Developer Vipers working on a remote detonation iPhone app. I shouldn't have to choose between business and pleasure.4:11 PM Jun 6th from Tweetie
- Some days you need to blow things up. And some days you need to buy a theater to watch poignant cartoons incognito.1:43 PM Jun 6th from Tweetie
- Ran into an old flame. She went on and on (and on) about regrets. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.8:12 AM May 30th from Tweetie
- The best part about my job is I get away with it.7:53 AM May 28th from Tweetie
- Time to add another federal judge to the payroll. Sending a delightful edible bouquet to Sotomayor.7:31 AM May 26th from web
- Art of War bookclub is going well, but the Eastern European dictators always bring the WORST smelling hors d'oeuvres.8:37 PM May 23rd from Tweetie
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- Name Cobra Commander
- Location Cobra Island
- Web http://en.wikiped...
- Bio How dare you anticipate my strategy!
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