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  1. As I stand here on Xmas Eve in the laptop section of Staples, stealing Internet access, I admit 10,000 winners is ok. As long as I'm 1. 6:10 AM Dec 24th, 2008 from web
  2. We're now officially counting how many shopping HOURS left 'til Xmas. How many you ask? I don't know. I coach, I don't do math. Go shop. 1:09 PM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
  3. What would happen if a guy were to put up "Closed" signs on all the Staples stores tonight. Seems perfectly legal to me. Anyone? Attorneys? 10:25 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
  4. Today & tomorrow. That's all you got. It's the ninth inning. Two minute warning. The last ten seconds in hockey or whatever. I hate hockey. 7:11 AM Dec 23rd, 2008 from web
  5. 3 MORE SHOPPING DAYS That's the thing about winners. At the end of the game, they perform. They step up. They charge stuff. Go team. 6:21 AM Dec 22nd, 2008 from web
  6. You know who's winning right now? The guy who gets paid, like, $20/hr to plow the street... and just passed my house for the 4th time. 7:51 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
  7. @candaceapril Okay, that does make me feel a little better. But I have to say, I don't get the whole carousel thing. which horse is winning? 7:49 PM Dec 19th, 2008 from web in reply to candaceapril
  8. @RetroCherri Me? And by funny, of course, you mean strong, heroic, devastatingly handsome, and superior to Staples in every way, right? 8:40 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web in reply to xRetrox
  9. @candaceapril What? What are you doing to me? Now you're just flaunting it in my face. Great. Tell the whole world. You and Staples. Feh. 8:08 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web in reply to candaceapril
  10. ATTENTION NEW YORKERS. I own you. http://tinyurl.com/4uot53 8:07 AM Dec 18th, 2008 from web
  11. @CinemaSuicide How true. And I thought they were just Christmas killers. 12:17 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web in reply to CinemaSuicide
  12. 8 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT. 8 DAYS TO FIND THE BEST GIFT. TO WIN THE HOLIDAYS. TO MAKE YOUR BROTHER LOOK LIKE A SCHLUB. GO. (JUST NOT TO STAPLES) 11:31 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
  13. What exactly is a Turtle Dove? And how can you fly if you're that slow? And doesn't that shell on your back get kinda heavy? Just sayin'. 9:42 AM Dec 16th, 2008 from web
  14. @KarrieLyne Please.... mlydy? I would've believe that guy if he were the, um, last believable guy on earth. Or something. 7:39 AM Dec 12th, 2008 from web in reply to KarrieLyne
  15. So all these sheep think they can WIN MY CONTEST? <YAWN> You guys can do better than this?Can't you, I mean C'mon!http://tinyurl.c ... 12:46 PM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  16. @chrisbrogan I love competition...and i believe there can only be one winner...usually thats me. 11:10 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web in reply to chrisbrogan
  17. I fought the Rhinovirus and the little germ won?! But I'm still bigger than little bugger with a napoleon complex... so I WIN! Achoo....!! 10:54 AM Dec 11th, 2008 from web
  18. Sorry for that UNTinyUrl. Here's a better one: http://tinyurl.com/5qbmnx 1:57 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  19. See, even they get it: http://tinyurl.com/5tzf4g=AjJYrW.pKgfsmoTpJR6yG7qs0NUE 1:55 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web
  20. @mlydy I'm all confused now. You win. I'm going to stand outside Office Depot and tell them they're jerks, too. 1:53 PM Dec 8th, 2008 from web in reply to mlydy