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  1. Hey Bron we're 2-0 vs. the Nets, you clearly don't want to play with Joakim and you'll never be "the man" in Miami...I'm just saying.
  2. I don't know why I play Jared Jeffries either, but a big part of it is the incriminating pictures he has of me.
  3. Back in NY. It's cold and rainy, but following a game where we get a W and Nate gets a DNP it feels like a beautiful spring day to me.
  4. Went to Claremont Lounge in ATL last night where a large woman crushes beer cans with her tits...now wondering if Curry could do it too.
  5. If you want to be 'followed" by Coach_D you better be A) an NBA free agent in the summer of 2010 or B) a porn star.
  6. ORL-ATL flight was fun. Al kept cracking the guys up by saying "check out my Nate impression" then just sitting in his seat and frowning.
  7. I gave Toney all of Nate's minutes because unlike Nate he tries...tries to run our offense, tries to defend and tries not to piss me off.
  8. This game is so ugly it's harder to look at than Rashard Lewis' goatee.
  9. Gallinari's last few games are especially impressive when you consider the fact that our starting PG refuses to pass him the ball.
  10. Hey NBA coaches if you're wondering how to slow down Nash, its easy, tell him you'll buy him loft in Soho if he takes the 1st half off.
  11. The latina Knicks City Dancer is the only person in the building hotter than Gallo right now.
  12. I just told Gallo if he hits another big three he has to debut one of his I-talian gestures. http://bit.ly/2EetPv
  13. Glad to see the Suns haven't put in any new defensive wrinkles since I left. This is really fun.
  14. Being up 11 after the 1st quarter is about the best possible start to a game that doesn't include Jeffries dying.
  15. Strong start for Gallo. The kid can play he's just not aggressive enough. The kind of guy who need 2 picks and some roofies to get laid.
  16. If there's one thing I don't miss about coaching the Suns its Amare constantly whining like a little bitch.
  17. If the game isn't over by 10 I'm turning the clipboard over to Herb and going to my office so I can watch the Victoria's Secret show.
  18. #thingsilike Cap space, Lebron, D-Wade and mentally unstable Knicks fans who are considering murdering Jeffries or Curry.
  19. I'm going to keep Eddy out of the lineup until his knee is no longer swollen...just like I did when the rest of him was swollen.
  20. The team looked great at practice. They were executing everything perfectly. Just as I drew it up. Then I realized I was watching the Suns.