CoachGilThorp
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Immutable Law of Crowds: The guy with the loudest voice has the lowest IQ and the highest blood alcohol level. At least the home team won.
8:35 PM Sep 2nd
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Another thuggish ex-Nebraska football player goes to jail, this time for murder. I still say sports builds character ... most places.
7:19 PM Aug 24th
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Legal oddity: P Burress pleads to "attempted criminal possession of a weapon." Pretty good attempt, considering he shot himself in the leg.
9:09 PM Aug 20th
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I'd love to believe Michael Vick cried in prison because he was remorseful, but I bet he actually cried in prison because he was in prison.
7:27 PM Aug 16th
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Booked a trip with frequent flier points. Had to cancel. Airline is charging me $100 to rebank my miles. Why? Do they put 'em back by hand?
3:29 PM Aug 2nd
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I don't get heavy-handed with my players about facial hair, but I'd have banned Marty DeJong's scruffy little beard on grounds of ugliness.
6:29 AM Aug 1st
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@ I have a gorilla costume, if you need to borrow one. I can't believe you don't own one already.
8:39 AM Jul 28th
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My baseball-chucking vandal is MARTY DeJONG? Just goes to show you: Never trust a guy who parts his hair down the middle.
8:37 AM Jul 28th
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Bob's a great coach, but if he's cracking cases in 2 days, maybe he should go be Dick Tracy. 'Course, Tracy's just a fictional character ...
7:11 AM Jul 25th
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Ben Roethlisberger, FYI, is a very hard guy to tweet about. Memo to plaintiffs: Just for space purposes, next time please sue Tony Romo.
1:43 PM Jul 21st
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Roethlisberger's lawyer says he “has never sexually assaulted anyone, especially Andrea McNulty." How do you especially not assault someone?
1:33 PM Jul 21st
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Phone rang at 9:15 a.m. Woman from VISA said it was a courtesy call. I said it woulda seemed a lot more courteous at 11. She didn't get it.
7:43 AM Jul 18th
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Mimi had me convinced our vandal was Shep Trumbo. Now we're back to could-be-anybody. I'd blame Marty Moon, but he doesn't have the arm.
4:39 AM Jul 17th
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I don't know what the heck to make of someone throwing a baseball through my window. I guess I'm just glad I didn't tick off a shot-putter.
2:30 PM Jul 14th
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There have been three major league ballplayers named Aurelio, and all three died in car wrecks. Watch who you ride with.
5:07 PM Jul 12th
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Ted offering me a job? It's like Mimi says -- be nice to your student teacher, 'cause he might wind up being your principal. Or your waiter.
8:46 AM Jul 9th
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A baseball? Someone hit my house with a BASEBALL?
Maybe Manny Ramirez didn't like that line about taking a day off.
6:16 AM Jul 8th
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Mimi wants me to help garden. I told her we should move to a condo, but then I realized Milford doesn't have any. That's odd ...
9:31 PM Jul 6th
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Manny Ramirez came back from a 50-game suspension, played parts of two games, and then took a day off. Poor guy must be exhausted.
9:34 PM Jul 5th
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Neal Rubin from the Milford A-V department helped set up my account, but if you're looking for him, try @. This is all Thorp.
9:38 PM Jul 4th
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- Name Gil Thorp
- Location Milford
- Bio Flat-topped coach to two generations of kids at Milford High School.
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