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@WilliePalmer i'm not making a football, stupid! it's the fortune teller game! pick a color and i'll tell you what dude you'll marry 12:47 PM Nov 4th from web
@SashaCaylo i asked the store for the SMALLEST costume they had but they were all out of willie's penis! 11:01 PM Oct 28th from web in reply to SashaCaylo
so apparently pizza on mars is better than pizza on titan "because of the tap water." people on mars are jackholes 2:45 PM Oct 7th from web
i don't want my tombstone to have any dates on it. just the number of one-armed pull-ups i could do. 10:42 AM Oct 5th from web
let's all name something stupid. i'll go first. books 9:16 PM Oct 3rd from web
don't ever let anyone tell you snorting a jell-o shot is impossible, people! 11:01 PM Oct 1st from web