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CluelessGayBoy

  1. That THUNK noise that Grindr makes when you send a message is actually the sound of your dreams falling flat on the floor.
  2. New Jersey has a Pride? What the hell do they have to be proud of?
  3. During Fleet Week, thousands of sailors get off their ships in NYC, and onto me as soon as I see them.
  4. SyFy's "Total Blackout" is hosted by Steve Urkel... Racist?
  5. A little bit of foreskin is fine. If I can wrap it around my head, we may have some problems.
  6. THE TELEPHONE GAME: Gay Drama Edition (From WeLoveOpenBar.com) lockerz.com/s/211251921
  7. Two gay X-Men are getting married in June. Ugly nerds everywhere are no doubt masturbating to the point of blindness.
  8. So Dharun Ravi gets 30 days in prison? I hope someone sets up a webcam in his cell so we can watch what they do to him.
  9. Wait... @PierreFitch isn't Abercrombie's business partner? I was wondering why he never wore A&F... or any clothes whatsoever.
  10. Stop pinching my nipples like that. They aren't going to honk or anything.
  11. Starships were meant to fly. But if they were shaped like Nicki Minaj's ass, they'd never get off the ground.