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  1. New job has my office right outside ladiesroom. Don't they know what torture that is for a guy with a pissing fetish?
  2. Just reblogged a sexy facial on Tumblr, but got a little carried away when describing what I think happened. Enjoy: http://is.gd/5hsim
  3. @christyspanties Just went back and checked out your chain of links. Rock hard now. Thanks for sharing. :)
  4. So simple, so fucking hot: http://is.gd/5hrA9 (NSFW, duh)
  5. @Epiphora I'd be happy to give it a go, but I can't afford one. They're definitely pricey.
  6. @Epiphora Yep, I can read the box/website. Tell me if it WORKS, and how well. Otherwise just link to the site.
  7. @Epiphora Thank you. FleshBot did a "review" of the RealTouch recently that completely lacked any opinion on the device. Press release?
  8. I really need to cum on somebody right about now. Or in. I'm not that picky.
  9. @MadisonMitchell Holy crap, I have that same bed from Ikea. But mine didn't come with one of you! I'm calling to complain.
  10. @MadisonMitchell I strongly agree.
  11. @SweetSpiced Well, come to think of it, the squeezing alone can add some length and girth, too. But he's clearly big to begin with.
  12. @SweetSpiced Agreed. I've reblogged pics that didn't do anything for me, yet still had to be share for some reason or another.
  13. @SweetSpiced Which was what I initially assumed, but it's also easily explained by a slightly off photoshopping.
  14. @SweetSpiced Wow, I'm not sure I've ever scrutinized another guy's dick this much in my life, lol.
  15. @SweetSpiced Quite possible. Looks like some smudge effect in the inch or so above his hand, and it doesn't line up with his balls well.
  16. @SweetSpiced Yeah, exactly what I'm thinking. Well, the way I see it, the only thing I lack by being average is that look of awe on her face
  17. @SweetSpiced Not sure, head and most of the shaft seem much thicker than the part he's grasping. Maybe he latched on while flaccid?
  18. @SweetSpiced His girth seemed to make that impossible too, even without the length. And I would SO not trade in that pleasure.
  19. @SweetSpiced See, there's the benefit of average. No pain unless she wants it, and I get to enjoy the feel of my balls slapping ass. :)
  20. @SweetSpiced That's my thinking. I'm as jealous of a bigger cock as the next guy, but I'd miss the feeling of being fully engulfed.