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  1. "The financial deficit is merely a reflection of the underlying moral deficit, which is incurable w/out a moral renewal"--Phillip Johnson
  2. Try as hard as I might, I just don't get the humor in a Rex Morgan, MD cartoon...frustrating
  3. Reading 'The Wind in the Willows"
  4. Latest Polls reveal college quarterbacks should be nominated for Heisman for passing gas. . .Van Camps/Heinz stocks rise dramatically
  5. If a Beer Summit can win the Nobel, wonder what a Sparkling Grape Juice Seminar will get me. . .hmmm
  6. BO should give the money to a starving artist to chisel his image into Mt. Rushmore.
  7. This just in...National Geographic discovers the world is actually flat!
  8. We should have never bombed the moon this morning. Now the whole world's gone lunar.
  9. I'm glad the Nobel Prize committee doesn't confer sainthood on people. St. Judas Iscariot sounds odd.
  10. In the next 3 years, I predict A-Civil War...B-Armageddon...C-an assassination attempt...or D-Civil War
  11. Had a dream we bombed the moon, gravity reversed itself, Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, and pigs grew wings.
  12. Anybody else here feeling SLIGHTLY sarcastic today????????????
  13. (Maybe I'm simply dreaming). . .yeah. . .that's it.
  14. For his contributions to cheaper Uranium enrichment methods for the common man!!
  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was a distant 3rd, but rumor has it he's in the running for the chemistry/physics prize!!!
  16. Obama wins by the narrowest margin over Khadafi!!!
  17. Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize!!!
  18. Life, Dear Friends, is very confusing.
  19. @michellemalkin Art imitates Life. Or in this case, Art that doesn't imitate Life. Unless Mattiss' Escargots are unknown square species
  20. Looking for my CostCo card. . .