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  1. Liars do not cease to be liars because they get elected. They merely become better liars since there is more people to fool.about 17 hours ago from web
  2. Democracy demands little men shouldnt take big ones too seriously..it dies when full of little men who think they are big thmselves-CSLewis6:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  3. OK...repeat after me everybody...HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHo...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...HeHeHeHeHeHeHe...feeling better now? Good2:57 PM Nov 7th from web
  4. @EstherMSwaty This video hath much coolness.5:14 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to EstherMSwaty
  5. Reality-people who say they can comprehend it all are disillusioned or ingesting substances they don't have the proper enzymes for.4:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  6. Another day on Earth.4:48 AM Nov 4th from web
  7. The grocery store just sent me an e-mail saying they've a recall on the hamburger I just ate for dinner. This would explain some things.1:28 AM Nov 4th from web
  8. "Ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country" --A non-random thought from a man with BO12:21 PM Nov 1st from web
  9. Finland is permanently closing all it's McDonalds due to a recession...great sadness. Guess its back to eating reindeer jerky and cabbages.12:32 PM Oct 27th from web
  10. Designing a helium balloon so I too can be a celebrity.11:10 AM Oct 26th from web
  11. @MATshutt You look adorable Matt...10:29 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to MATshutt
  12. War and Peace is like marriage...the first 300 pages nothing much happens as the 2 parties get to know each other...then it gets interesting4:37 AM Oct 24th from web
  13. Debating on whether or not I should move to Toulouse and raise sheep and grapes.3:02 PM Oct 23rd from web
  14. "Carry on my wayward son"..."Cary Grant was six ft one"..."Egg Foo Yung, Egg Foo Yung"...(current song running thru my head)12:40 PM Oct 23rd from web
  15. Everybody I know, whether in person or by internet, has been acting very strange for the past few months...is it because I'm getting older??6:23 PM Oct 21st from web
  16. "I think there was some thing in it" http://tinyurl.com/yp3plh Really! Do ya think so?5:48 AM Oct 17th from web
  17. My co-worker is amazing. He can eat a banana, smoke, and drink coffee simultaneously.10:50 AM Oct 16th from web
  18. Get your chips like Route66 here http://miniurl.com/189831:48 PM Oct 15th from web
  19. Brewing clam chowder and frying mushrooms in olive oil. It's cold, ya know.2:33 PM Oct 14th from web
  20. @mrsjenbryan It's the infamous Whopping Gourd.2:17 PM Oct 14th from web in reply to mrsjenbryan