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  1. Liars do not cease to be liars because they get elected. They merely become better liars since there is more people to fool.
  2. Democracy demands little men shouldnt take big ones too seriously..it dies when full of little men who think they are big thmselves-CSLewis
  3. OK...repeat after me everybody...HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHo...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...HeHeHeHeHeHeHe...feeling better now? Good
  4. @EstherMSwaty This video hath much coolness.
  5. Reality-people who say they can comprehend it all are disillusioned or ingesting substances they don't have the proper enzymes for.
  6. Another day on Earth.
  7. The grocery store just sent me an e-mail saying they've a recall on the hamburger I just ate for dinner. This would explain some things.
  8. "Ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country" --A non-random thought from a man with BO
  9. Finland is permanently closing all it's McDonalds due to a recession...great sadness. Guess its back to eating reindeer jerky and cabbages.
  10. Designing a helium balloon so I too can be a celebrity.
  11. @MATshutt You look adorable Matt...
  12. War and Peace is like marriage...the first 300 pages nothing much happens as the 2 parties get to know each other...then it gets interesting
  13. Debating on whether or not I should move to Toulouse and raise sheep and grapes.
  14. "Carry on my wayward son"..."Cary Grant was six ft one"..."Egg Foo Yung, Egg Foo Yung"...(current song running thru my head)
  15. Everybody I know, whether in person or by internet, has been acting very strange for the past few months...is it because I'm getting older??
  16. "I think there was some thing in it" http://tinyurl.com/yp3plh Really! Do ya think so?
  17. My co-worker is amazing. He can eat a banana, smoke, and drink coffee simultaneously.
  18. Get your chips like Route66 here http://miniurl.com/18983
  19. Brewing clam chowder and frying mushrooms in olive oil. It's cold, ya know.
  20. @mrsjenbryan It's the infamous Whopping Gourd.