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  1. "Will bark for Kibbles and Bits." --anonymous dog I saw today 3:44 PM Dec 16th from web
  2. Today is the first and the last day I shall ever attempt to make coffee pudding. 1:22 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. Reading 'The Brother's K,' by David Duncan...absolutely hilarious 1st two hundred pgs...then turns to the dark side of the force 1:53 PM Dec 13th from web
  4. I would like to see this crazy world go stark raving sane. 4:13 PM Dec 10th from web
  5. Christmas Shopping: Knives always make good gifts. 8:05 AM Dec 7th from web
  6. in WV we've a sayin'...speak rarely and drive a big truck. 2:51 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Waiting on the invisible man to call me on my visible phone...and waiting...and waiting 12:15 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. @womanofletters As long as fish aren't pastel-colored...polar bear jerky is great, but needs a village to eat it. 5:00 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to womanofletters
  9. If Life were easy it would be boring. Don't envy cows-eat them. 4:01 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. Liars do not cease to be liars because they get elected. They merely become better liars since there is more people to fool. 5:11 AM Nov 8th from web
  11. Democracy demands little men shouldnt take big ones too seriously..it dies when full of little men who think they are big thmselves-CSLewis 6:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  12. OK...repeat after me everybody...HoHoHoHoHoHoHoHo...HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...HeHeHeHeHeHeHe...feeling better now? Good 2:57 PM Nov 7th from web
  13. @EstherMSwaty This video hath much coolness. 5:14 PM Nov 5th from web in reply to EstherMSwaty
  14. Reality-people who say they can comprehend it all are disillusioned or ingesting substances they don't have the proper enzymes for. 4:57 AM Nov 4th from web
  15. Another day on Earth. 4:48 AM Nov 4th from web
  16. The grocery store just sent me an e-mail saying they've a recall on the hamburger I just ate for dinner. This would explain some things. 1:28 AM Nov 4th from web
  17. "Ask what your country can do for you, not what you can do for your country" --A non-random thought from a man with BO 12:21 PM Nov 1st from web
  18. Finland is permanently closing all it's McDonalds due to a recession...great sadness. Guess its back to eating reindeer jerky and cabbages. 12:32 PM Oct 27th from web
  19. Designing a helium balloon so I too can be a celebrity. 11:10 AM Oct 26th from web
  20. @MATshutt You look adorable Matt... 10:29 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to MATshutt