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XSTROLOGY #Aries hate boring, unoriginal, dependent types. about 5 hours ago via SocialOomph Retweeted by Clo_x and 1812 others
The bit in American pie the wedding when stiffler eats the dog shit hahahha about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
caitlinmoran Sigh. a classic from 2011 RT @planetjedward: It's so weird this morning edward broke a bowel at breakfast&then the cocopops went everywhere! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Clo_x and 277 others
frankieboyle I have a theory that the egg that split to form them was actually trying to destroy itself #Eurovision about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by Clo_x and 1732 others
frankieboyle I think Jedward are inspiring a lot of people. Who're thinking about having an abortion #Eurovision about 6 hours ago via web Retweeted by Clo_x and 3032 others
'I aim to be a proper sexy cougar by August' okay good luck mum about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Just made dinner now watching american pie woo yeah about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
And anyone can regurgitate a textbook onto a page and get an A; doesn't make you an intelligent person about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Exams never have and never will be a fair representation of people's knowledge/intelligence about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Charli_Beee but I'm one of the mandemz, so good luck ;) about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Charli_Beee
@Charli_Beee I know some cunt on that shit says it IM NOT RETARDED about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Charli_Beee
Can you please just love me? Or at least acknowledge my existence lol lol LOL about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Charli_Beee you actually just said 'he's dope' charlotte no babe about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Charli_Beee
My mum seems to have this pathetic idea that she should have a man to go out to work and look after her. Fucking pussy, man the fuck up about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
“@XSTROLOGY: #Aries have a "me first" attitude that others take as selfishness, but they are actually very generous.” so true omg about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Can't wait to see Metronomy at Reading woo about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My mum is literally incapable of doing anything. She's booked my app for when im in Brighton and op for just before reading GRR WHY about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Full on just walked into a lamppost on the welly road woop about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My manager just bought us ice cream aww ledge about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@Philippa_C yeah exactly I'm out of practise yo about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Philippa_C

Name Cloran Ryan
Location in the fridge/library
Web http://sheepskin-...
Bio Slight nerd, massive lefty, Irish Northamptonian, misanthropist and emotionally dependent on food. I have lots of opinions about pretty much everything