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  1. @waterloobrdg of course @severnbridge isn't okay, it's windy and he's a bit of a lightweight
  2. Terrified the cliffs under me are going to give way since the tweet from @nimbos keeping very still. Find alternative bridge.
  3. Well hello @Chelsea_Bridge! You're not drowning in all this terrible rain I hope? The River Avon will have to rise be 245ft to get me
  4. OH NO! A PIGEON JUST SHAT ON MY PAVEMENT! @feral_pigeon - was that your Auntie?
  5. @HolzHar yeah, turns out after the span span joke I had nowhere to go
  6. Bridges worrying about flooding? I'm 245 ft (75 m) above sea level. READ IT AND WEEP LOSERS. And I don't allow 5ps. Clifton is back baby.
  7. span span span span span span span span span
  8. This weeks updates in the style of @feral_pigeon because this bridge finds the pigeon funny.
  9. @andygale Are you sure that's what happened or were you just not paying attention and missed target?
  10. @travelling_wolf then i hope you aren't a fatty
  11. I'm considering putting a toll on bikes. Cyclists - your smug "I'm creating my own motive power" attitude is starting to grate
  12. @n25suirbridge cars weren't invented luckily. I'd wager people were too busy counting their 5cents and crashed
  13. These lights don't give off as much heat as you'd think, I look good though
  14. brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  15. Nice day for a school trip. 50 kids. Some crying as "I'm too high up" How do you think I feel? I'm kept up by string
  16. Are 50ps an issue? Do you have a car full of 5ps? If so buy one of my fancy crossing cards - http://tr.im/BiRX
  17. I am not OPENING or CLOSING but remaining STATIONARY while The Matthew passes downstream
  18. Oh hello @humberbridge - thanks @perlmonger
  19. http://twitpic.com/kh5h1 - I feel a little bit sick
  20. @waterloobrdg who do you think you are coming round here picking on my fellow West Country suspension bridge @severnbridge