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CliffandKendall

robdelaney .@ZacEfron where do u work out? (cuz its obv u do! :)) i just wanna spot u nothing weird dm me? about 10 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 424 others
Kurt_Vonnegut I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool. 8:00 AM May 24th via Tweetador Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 679 others
I'm no longer a naysayer- I'm the opposite: a YAY-sayer!! #YesIAmOprah 7:58 AM May 24th via web
MoRocca At what age is it normal to prefer a siesta over a fiesta? I think I'm there. 7:55 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 137 others
msleamichele Such an amazing season finale of #Glee tonight. Hope everyone liked it. Can't wait to start shooting season 4 in July! #gleeforever 7:10 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 7137 others
OMGFacts By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. 2:01 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 931 others
YUCKYBOT "Uh...I made chocolate chip brownies?" --Me giving Tracy Chapman one reason to stay here 11:27 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 347 others
michaelianblack Do me a favor: don't ever correct me about anything. 10:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 381 others
fakedansavage A marriage, for that matter, is only as real as the two people in it decide to make it. All human relationships are basically make-believe. 11:18 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 377 others
OMGFacts Most Epic photbomb ever. A couple was photographed together at Disney World 17 years before they met! Their story ---> omgf.ac/ts/ngw 5:01 AM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 1188 others
TheRealRoseanne 4 skor bars and seven pounds ago, I brought forth a new campaign,conceived in Liberty,and dedicated that all American's are created equal. 2:19 PM May 21st via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 21 others
TheOnion Alabama School System's Lone Textbook Falling Apart onion.com/KFYmxJ 10:05 AM May 21st via Onion News Stream Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 381 others
Happy Birthday @cher!!!! So glad we've still got you, babe! 8:31 AM May 20th via web
BillCorbett "Is that Bane?" -- Zooey Batmanel 8:30 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 347 others
it's cabbage soup everyone- and unlike @ZooeyDeschanel's, it was not delivered! twitter.com/CliffandKendal… 11:59 AM May 19th via web
streicher187 GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER twitter.com/streicher187/s… 12:19 PM May 18th via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 22 others
@michaeljnelson Not even the gays would touch it! 12:20 PM May 18th via web in reply to michaeljnelson
Is twitter the appropriate place to say things like "FUCK EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING"? Just askin! (for a friend) 10:14 AM May 17th via web
TheRealRoseanne mitt romney's God is Money and he is VERY devout 9:50 AM May 17th via web Retweeted by CliffandKendall and 54 others
Can't wait for Connect Four and Barrel of Monkeys! via @TheOnion - Universal Options Hasbro onion.com/9A5rdz 8:46 AM May 16th via Tweet Button

Name Cliff
Location America (the beautiful)
Web http://cliffandke...
Bio Huge bro-host of the 'Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast' podcast on itunes! The Laughs are FREE!!! Although you do need a device on which to listen.