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  1. @laughingsquid Bring me back a Tastykake! LOL
  2. @melzeroo It would make your pee smell funny, but since there's bacon, you wouldn't mind...
  3. @muskrat_john You'd have seen a Probe eventually, too.
  4. If you are close to my age, this will remind you *a lot* of staying home sick from school. TPIR FTW. ♫ http://blip.fm/~gur8e
  5. @pvponline Yeah, on Sesame Street, there was the baker guy: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  6. I know it's un-American and all, but aside from paid days off, I could really live without Thanksgiving. #bahhumbug
  7. @tragedyman I know. I am not a fan of that. I have a separate e-mail address for just such an emergency...
  8. I scored Modern, Cool Nerd on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test at @OkCupid. http://okcupid.com/z/vw #okcupid
  9. @NSSteph Elastigirl, naturally.
  10. @DisneyPixar @NSSteph My son would want Lightning McQueen, but our dining room isn't that big.
  11. @Girl11Eleven Warming up some pie #ThanksgivingEuphemisms
  12. @kristenbowie And I grew up watching New Zoo Revue, so that's saying something. :)
  13. @kristenbowie Boobah scared me. I watched it when I was only half awake.
  14. @joshgeeksix You never saw Boobah?
  15. @joshgeeksix I thought Rumpy-Pumpy was one of the Teletubbies...
  16. @GeekStuffOG I feel bad for laughing at the video, but c'mon, how often do you see someone hit in the face with a ham, right?
  17. RT @FatherKelly: Paula Deen in the face w/ a ham? Was supposed to be Emeril in the nads w/ a cantaloupe.I must have been praying too fast.
  18. @jeditigger But on the up side, they're just oil, salt and corn. That makes them more nutritious, right? :)
  19. @NSSteph How late were you up playing Xbox? :)
  20. @nicole I can loan you my copy of "Blood Freak." http://is.gd/525Es