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CletusKassady

  1. Sean Sarvis, Gl Douglas and Cletus Kassady....3 the Clean Way tour....starts this Friday in Bowie, MD and proceeds... fb.me/FWCXLvSf
  2. Trying to be a better tweeter....hard to express in 140 characters....but I can say all I need to say in 5 characters...and they are BACON
  3. @DJBeeOnline a. Happy BeeDay b. Downtown
  4. @hmld1908 there is no such thing as 25/8
  5. @DJBeeOnline I need to know all the hood cheesesteak spots sir
  6. In Philadelphia thinking about being a tourist..got to get out of bed first...someone put some bacon outside my door to motivate me please
  7. I am a bad bird..a don't tweet often
  8. RT @Renewed12 #FF @HollaWalla @Da901kid @DeitrickHaddon @JamesMurphy @GeorgeLott @LimmiePulliam @topdog47 @MsTangi65 @minunianda
  9. I just saw an advertisement for musical underwear. Apparently they are underwear with a pocket for your ipod. That... fb.me/Zgz8hTXd
  10. I am not worried about SAME-sex marriages....it's the NO-sex marriages that are tearing this country apart
  11. I am headling the Clash of the Comics TONIGHT at the Virginia Beach Funnybone...show starts at 7pm. You can come... fb.me/1Q8eQm7Dv
  12. I am headling the Clash of the Comics tomorrow at the Virginia Beach Funnybone...show starts at 7pm. You can... fb.me/1SvqQS2wj
  13. This Tuesday night, I will be the Headliner at the Clash of the Comics at the Virginia Beach Funnybone. Come on... fb.me/1XMrT0Lke
  14. I am thinking about changing the rap game....they call me TWO SHOES...cuz I wear TWO SHOES...and when I hit the... fb.me/ZFCFngFH
  15. @CHollPokerQueen moderate
  16. @CHollPokerQueen I was ok
  17. And now, regularly scheduled foolishness. IMPORTANT MOMENTS IN BLACK CHURCH HISTORY....On the third Sunday in... fb.me/13WHbXGKS
  18. First and foremost, let me thank everyone and anyone who helped my family and me as we buried my Grandfather on... fb.me/1PjLXzlNj