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ClaytheSchwartz

  1. Joe Mauer should change his number to 6-4-3. #MNTwins about 3 hours ago via txt
  2. Noodles and Co. Nough said. #love #macandcheese 5:16 PM May 23rd via txt
  3. That one shook the house! Nature didn't like my comment earlier! #loud #thunder #yay 9:29 PM May 22nd via web
  4. I swear the messiest people in Fargo-Moorhead come to Dave's. #foodeverywhere 8:57 PM May 22nd via web
  5. Being healthy is hard when you constantly have to eat something. #quietstomach #hellofridge 9:49 PM May 21st via web
  6. @alleisenoeldot My mom was batting away at them despite the fact that they were outside...and she was driving. #death #jedipowers 9:07 PM May 21st via web in reply to alleisenoeldot
  7. @alleisenoeldot We had like five run into our car when we get home. It's an epidemic. 9:04 PM May 21st via web in reply to alleisenoeldot
  8. Tutti Fruiti, I'm gonna have to go everyday just to have an idea of what I can expect in there. #sogood 8:03 PM May 21st via web
  9. So tired, not sure if I'm gonna sit through this choir concert without nodding off. #greatbrother 4:27 PM May 21st via web
  10. Home! 7:47 PM May 19th via txt
  11. I love checking up on the Twins and seeing them closing out another win! #MNTwins 5:28 PM May 19th via txt
  12. Grad Party season is the wrong time to start training for a relay. #Food #Fat 2:41 PM May 19th via txt
  13. Great showing tonight Twins! Keep it rolling! #MNTwins 8:50 PM May 18th via txt
  14. Another cousin graduated! At least 2013 will be a breather. #Longceremonies 7:04 PM May 18th via txt
  15. Southwest Minnesota. The Final Frontier. #Nothinghere. 4:25 PM May 18th via txt
  16. South Dakota. Like North Dakota, but with slope. Nice change of pace. #Midwesttravel 1:44 PM May 18th via txt
  17. Rollerblading! #Donotdie 12:54 PM May 17th via txt
  18. Selena Gomez is in Fargo? No wonder it felt like a good day. 10:40 AM May 16th via txt
  • Name Clay Schwartzwalter
  • Location Minnesota
  • Bio Cherish the past, love the present, await the future.
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