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Clarisxszn

  1. Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk ? 4:39 AM Mar 12th via web
  2. Vegetarian - Indian word meaning "poor hunter" 4:34 AM Mar 12th via web
  3. @dizahanifa I think I'm addicted to playing silly games on my phone. Cut the Rope and Pigeon Palooza are the most fun. 4:30 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to dizahanifa
  4. @Agapriest I fear I am hooked on playing silly games on my Droid. Paper Toss and Pigeon Palooza are my faves. 4:24 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to Agapriest
  5. Who said elephants can't dance - IBM 4:20 AM Mar 12th via web
  6. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target. - Author Unknown 4:16 AM Mar 12th via web
  7. Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind? 4:13 AM Mar 12th via web
  8. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? 4:10 AM Mar 12th via web
  9. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what the hell are the others here for? 4:06 AM Mar 12th via web
  10. @Gordonswaby I think I am hooked on playing silly games on my smartphone. Paper Toss and Pigeon Palooza are my faves. 4:00 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to Gordonswaby
  11. @mcoyy I think I'm addicted to playing silly games on my Droid. Cut the Rope and Pigeon Palooza are my faves. 3:56 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to mcoystfu
  12. “We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.” Jim Butcher, Grave Peril s 3:51 AM Mar 12th via web
  13. "It's the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax." - Arnold Schwarzenegger - 3:47 AM Mar 12th via web
  14. Why is there an 's' in lisp? 3:43 AM Mar 12th via web
  15. GardenVibe: At your Season’s end, will you be able to look back and marvel at the beauty and value of the seeds you have sewn? s life 3:37 AM Mar 12th via web
  16. @MisterAngelo10 I fear I am hooked on playing games on my Iphone. Office Jerk and Pigeon Palooza are the best IMO. 3:34 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to MisterAngelo10
  17. @CapnAwsummm I know I am addicted to playing games on my smartphone. Office Jerk and Pigeon Palooza are the most fun. 3:29 AM Mar 12th via web in reply to CapnAwsummm
  18. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 3:22 AM Mar 12th via web
  19. Casablanca , (1942), �Here�s looking at you, kid�, Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart) 3:18 AM Mar 12th via web
  20. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? 3:14 AM Mar 12th via web