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  1. They should make 'No Fat' Pop Tarts. I would totally buy them.
  2. It would seem there are people in the cafeteria for whom a line is nothing more than something to cut.
  3. Completed my placement exam for enrollment at Lost University. Classes begin on December 8th.
  4. @giftandcurse chocolate mousse cups from Alon's Market are my favorite!
  5. Oh my gosh! Emmanuel Lewis (Webster) just walked into my bakery while I was paying for dessert!
  6. @WholeFoods I relieve my holiday stress with chocolate covered strawberries and Crisp White Cascal from Whole Foods!
  7. RT @chrisbrogan Today would be a great day to trade in 2 excuses for 2 promises/commitments. (via @fittorrent)
  8. The Whole Foods cashier just said I look exhausted. How rude is that!
  9. At the hospital, 2 hours til surgery!
  10. Just saw a homeless man scatching his behind like he could pull a rabbit out. Now I can't eat dinner.
  11. I think that the AT&T customer service rep I just worked with was going for an award for being least helpful! #AT&T
  12. @sourire1 I vote Switzerland! I've been there and love the country.
  13. @sourire1 i'm thinking about a Kindle too. I'll wait until you get yours and play with it first!
  14. Just rejected as a juror! I think that was a compliment.
  15. Wouldn't you know that one of the potential jurors who can't shut up has been sued for slander!
  16. No way they will find 12 jurors in this den of fools.
  17. How did I end up on the panel with all of the attention seekers? Just answer the question and don't tell us your life story.
  18. I swear, I will die if I have to sit in the room with these other 39 panelist for much longer.
  19. @sourire1 yes! Legal Seafood will make it all better!
  20. Out of the jury holding pen and onto a courtroom for voire dire.