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  1. @realtracymorgan: "Black guys don't call 'em cougars. We call 'em "old bitches."
  2. Celeb spotting of the day: Spike Lee three rows behind me at Carnegie Hall watching Tracy Morgan looking just like he does on the jumbotron.
  3. Excited to see @realtracymorgan tonight at Carnegie Hall, second row center. Hope he brings his funny bus.
  4. Susannah's been reborn. RT @susannahbreslin I've started a new blog. You can read it here: http://tinyurl.com/y9g6dhm
  5. @jamiattenberg Why so much blogger hate lately? And all of it geared towards women? Are you threatened or something? I ask genuinely.
  6. Not sure what my husband finds more exciting about 2009 -- marrying me or the Yankees winning the World Series. Whatever, the season's OVER!
  7. There's nothing like Jeopardy Teen Tournament to make me feel like a total loser.
  8. Saw Stacy London on the street today and can no longer believe anything she says on TV. Girlfriend was lookin' rough. Cool ass shoes though.
  9. RT @reversecowpie Someone set me up on a date for next week in NYC. He must be 35+, male, employed, six-foot or taller, sane. What you got?
  10. http://twitpic.com/nwber - Hotdog and sexy ketchup.
  11. So, #andrewcondell dressed up like a hotdog for halloween and I dressed up like ketchup. But not just any ketchup! I was SEXY ketchup. Meta.
  12. I'm one cat short of a full deck of crazy.
  13. @hollyburns Ooh, if there is, I will find it!
  14. It's not enough that we're going to watch a 4-hour baseball game tonight (on TV Thursday, no less), we gotta watch an hour pre-game, too.
  15. I just called my corner Thai joint and ordered Beef Noodle Soup, to which the lady of the phone replied: "Chicken or pork?"
  16. @hollyburns Re. Marrying the NY Yankees: I FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!
  17. Whoever wrote the new Target commercials where they repeatedly say the word "frugalista" is a real "douche-alista." — @andrewcondell
  18. So...flamenco pretty much sucked. Or, I guess, more appropriately, I sucked at flamenco. Drowned my embarrassment in gin after class.
  19. Getting ready for my first Flamenco class, which is a little scary as I've always been self-conscious of my clapping and stomping abilities.
  20. Oops, wrong @ link: Terri Gross makes @TracyMorgan cry in one of the most fascinating Fresh Air interviews ever: http://tinyurl.com/yhukv5g.