CitizenThorne
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anyone besides me have a burning sensation when they immolate?
12:06 PM Dec 11th
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I dont think sexism is that big of a deal unless you're being a girl about it
12:39 PM Dec 5th
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Todays space shuttle.... wer... erm.... do morning shows have space shuttles now? Screw it, let em off into space.
9:33 PM Nov 30th
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Does anyone know what Richard Simmons Humping a loaf of bread on a morning show sounds like? Its time that the debate is finally settled.
7:16 PM Nov 29th
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its too hard to not actually talk apparently.
1:47 PM Oct 26th
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there are many people I no longer interact with merely because I wont join facebook and therefore I cant be any part of their lives.
1:46 PM Oct 26th
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Why is it i feel like everyone wants me to take on the burden of facebook. Are so many of my friends only friends through fucking facebook
1:45 PM Oct 26th
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remember when online interaction didn't feel like a fuck-ton of work? When did twitter feel like a responsibility for so many?
1:45 PM Oct 26th
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Im scared people wont realize its just a costume for Halloween, but whats scarier than a Westburo Baptist Church Member
2:26 PM Oct 15th
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make friends with your personal demons. They have access to cooler toys than you.
6:51 PM Oct 14th
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its not that i'm too old for halloween, its that I've lost respect for the day.
6:35 PM Oct 14th
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i wonder if there even IS a thing so bad my friends would say I couldn't have done it.
I dont think there is.
That bothers me I think.
10:14 AM Oct 2nd
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What we have done throughout time and space. I saw the truth of us, creator, and I decreed: No more! -Dalek Caan
12:03 AM Sep 27th
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Heroes was an amazing MEH.
10:33 PM Sep 21st
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I have a really strong desire to run amongst a bunch of overly calm birds, startling them to flight... anyone know where I can do that?
2:27 PM Sep 21st
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some pilot felt that what the sky outside my window needed was a cloudy murky white line through it. Couldn't agree more.
2:23 PM Sep 21st
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i hear crickets, singing their songs of of joy. actually, it could be a desperate cry for help before they commit suicide. still pretty.
2:22 PM Sep 21st
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Outside my window, fat bumblebees cordially share a bush with butterflies. We could all learn something from them, like how to sit on stems.
2:21 PM Sep 21st
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I should make a long LJ post, but I dont thing big thoughts anymore. "Puppies are cute// i'm going to the bathroom" is all I got.
2:19 PM Sep 21st
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i need new brain teasers, i know all the answers to these.
12:25 AM Sep 21st
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