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  1. anyone besides me have a burning sensation when they immolate?
  2. I dont think sexism is that big of a deal unless you're being a girl about it
  3. Todays space shuttle.... wer... erm.... do morning shows have space shuttles now? Screw it, let em off into space.
  4. Does anyone know what Richard Simmons Humping a loaf of bread on a morning show sounds like? Its time that the debate is finally settled.
  5. its too hard to not actually talk apparently.
  6. there are many people I no longer interact with merely because I wont join facebook and therefore I cant be any part of their lives.
  7. Why is it i feel like everyone wants me to take on the burden of facebook. Are so many of my friends only friends through fucking facebook
  8. remember when online interaction didn't feel like a fuck-ton of work? When did twitter feel like a responsibility for so many?
  9. Im scared people wont realize its just a costume for Halloween, but whats scarier than a Westburo Baptist Church Member
  10. make friends with your personal demons. They have access to cooler toys than you.
  11. its not that i'm too old for halloween, its that I've lost respect for the day.
  12. i wonder if there even IS a thing so bad my friends would say I couldn't have done it. I dont think there is. That bothers me I think.
  13. What we have done throughout time and space. I saw the truth of us, creator, and I decreed: No more! -Dalek Caan
  14. Heroes was an amazing MEH.
  15. I have a really strong desire to run amongst a bunch of overly calm birds, startling them to flight... anyone know where I can do that?
  16. some pilot felt that what the sky outside my window needed was a cloudy murky white line through it. Couldn't agree more.
  17. i hear crickets, singing their songs of of joy. actually, it could be a desperate cry for help before they commit suicide. still pretty.
  18. Outside my window, fat bumblebees cordially share a bush with butterflies. We could all learn something from them, like how to sit on stems.
  19. I should make a long LJ post, but I dont thing big thoughts anymore. "Puppies are cute// i'm going to the bathroom" is all I got.
  20. i need new brain teasers, i know all the answers to these.