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ChuckWendig

  1. If you could bathe in toys, wouldn't you? twitter.com/ChuckWendig/st…
  2. @cafeirreal Oh my, why thank you.
  3. @StaciaDecker CASK OF AMONTILLADO.
  4. @temporarilybald #highfive
  5. BED.
  6. @LiaKeyes @ColleenLindsay Though, you Brits can still drop polite profanity every now and again. It's a gift.
  7. @ColleenLindsay I just heard about that! Thank you! CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.
  8. @ColleenLindsay I mean, I suppose it was better than getting tetanus. But still: ow ow ow ow.
  9. @ColleenLindsay Yeah, it felt like I got shot. Like, with a bullet, not a needle. And then I got flu-ey? It was terrible.
  10. @sabrinaogden Oh, I know that. You have no choice.
  11. And use scads of profanity! RT @ColleenLindsay: Tips for writers on to using social media: Be yourself, but the best version of yourself.
  12. @ColleenLindsay Tetanus shots fuuuucked up my arm the last time I had one.
  13. @sabrinaogden Oh, gosh, take care of yourself -- hope you're okay?
  14. @skellykitten @sblackmoore The penis is like our Swiss Army Knife.
  15. @skellykitten @sblackmoore Actually, our penises are probably the only thing we're really good at using. I use mine to open jam jars.
  16. @skellykitten @sblackmoore You get a vagina card? We only get temporary penis badges.
  17. @skellykitten @sblackmoore They help someone... drink... something?
  18. @skellykitten @sblackmoore Who edits the nude OUT? It's like you hate views.
  19. @davidahilljr @filamena Woooo! Congrats!!