ChuckWendig
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If you could bathe in toys, wouldn't you?
about 4 hours ago
via Camera on iOS
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@ Oh my, why thank you.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to cafeirreal
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@ CASK OF AMONTILLADO.
about 7 hours ago
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about 7 hours ago
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in reply to temporarilybald
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BED.
about 16 hours ago
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@ @ Though, you Brits can still drop polite profanity every now and again. It's a gift.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to LiaKeyes
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Just so you know, @, I used YOU an example of a writer doing things the RIGHT WAY in our panel today, despite copious f-bombs.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ChuckWendig
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@ I just heard about that! Thank you! CHECK IS IN THE MAIL.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ColleenLindsay
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@ I mean, I suppose it was better than getting tetanus. But still: ow ow ow ow.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ColleenLindsay
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@ Yeah, it felt like I got shot. Like, with a bullet, not a needle. And then I got flu-ey? It was terrible.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ColleenLindsay
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@ Oh, I know that. You have no choice.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to sabrinaogden
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And use scads of profanity! RT @: Tips for writers on to using social media: Be yourself, but the best version of yourself.
about 16 hours ago
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@ Tetanus shots fuuuucked up my arm the last time I had one.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to ColleenLindsay
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@ Oh, gosh, take care of yourself -- hope you're okay?
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to sabrinaogden
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@ @ The penis is like our Swiss Army Knife.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to skellykitten
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@ @ Actually, our penises are probably the only thing we're really good at using. I use mine to open jam jars.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to skellykitten
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@ @ You get a vagina card? We only get temporary penis badges.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to skellykitten
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@ @ They help someone... drink... something?
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to skellykitten
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@ @ Who edits the nude OUT? It's like you hate views.
about 17 hours ago
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@ @ Woooo! Congrats!!
about 17 hours ago
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in reply to davidahilljr
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- Name Chuck Wendig
- Location Pennsyltucky, PA
- Web http://www.terrib...
- Bio Novelist, screenwriter, game designer, freelance penmonkey. Author of BLACKBIRDS (2012, Angry Robot). Dispenser of dubious writing advice. NSFW. Probably NSFL.
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