chuckobama
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“Trick” your friends while donating to World Wildlife Fund – all it takes is one click
9:39 PM Sep 22nd
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Chicago folks: help me roundhouse KICK Prostate Cancer in the FACE on Sept 13
6:16 PM Jul 21st
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Don't let credit cards knock you out. Remain victorious with these offers:
2:06 PM Jul 21st
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Is there really just one funnybone? All Republican bones are funny, when they're stuck in my teeth...
1:34 PM Jul 21st
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@ is not a vampire. But he does like them spread on toast with a nice glass of yuppie blood.
8:41 AM Jul 18th
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Thanks Barack for making Democrats nervous with your health plan! It's not EASIER to kill nervous Dems... just a lot more FUN.
8:36 AM Jul 18th
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I am not afraid of Chuck Norris. Or Barack Obama. But @ kicks me in the FACE with its awesomeness.
11:24 AM Jul 15th
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Check out or I'll punch you in the FACE! It's a new site full of hope. If you don't use it, you'll bleed.
9:20 AM Jul 6th
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You can watch this video about @ ...or I can roundhouse KICK you in the FACE. Your choice. I'd watch the video.
10:20 AM Jun 29th
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@ lol you are arguing with a fictional combination of Chuck Norris and Barack Obama
1:45 PM May 30th
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in reply to TPO_Hisself
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Thinking about disobeying Barack and just laying waste to North Korea. My FIST is nuclear. When I stare at nukes they lose atomic weight.
1:36 PM May 30th
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@ if you're going to talk to the Lord, stop lusting after gals, regardless of their political affiliation.
1:34 PM May 30th
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in reply to TPO_Hisself
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@ walk softly and carry a big @
1:33 PM May 30th
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in reply to Aronado
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Barack looks good in a graduation robe. @ never wears a robe. Not even those free hotel robes. Cuz he's a real man.
7:26 PM May 21st
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But in the meantime, I'm going to drink the blood of some young Republicans. And snack on yuppie bones.
2:08 PM May 13th
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I am looking forward to roundhouse kicking my opponents with @'s powerful twitter marketing platform.
2:07 PM May 13th
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2:17 PM Apr 29th
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@ I already smack a journalist a day. It helps with the depression.
2:14 PM Apr 29th
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in reply to astroboy
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@ I am still here. The lack of action is putting me to sleep. Considering commencing unilateral destruction of foreigners.
2:00 PM Apr 29th
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@ No.
1:55 PM Apr 29th
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- Name Chuck Obama
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://my.baracko...
- Bio Barack Obama's Sec of Offense, Baracker Texas Ranger, Creator of Karatenomics. A pro Chuck Norris, pro Barack Obama tripartisan funny.
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