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  1. Tell me what you think about my new facebook page http://bit.ly/42oS81. 9:11 AM Sep 13th from TweetDeck
  2. #ChuckNorriz cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what #ChuckNorriz says. 3:41 AM Aug 4th from Twitter4J
  3. #ChuckNorriz once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil. 3:35 AM Aug 4th from Twitter4J
  4. on his birthday, #ChuckNorriz randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 10:35 PM Aug 3rd from Twitter4J
  5. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep #ChuckNorriz out. It failed misserably. 5:35 PM Aug 3rd from Twitter4J
  6. The last digit of pi is #ChuckNorriz. He is the end of all things. 12:35 PM Aug 3rd from Twitter4J
  7. They once made a #ChuckNorriz toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. 7:35 AM Aug 3rd from Twitter4J
  8. When #ChuckNorriz plays golf he marks down a hole in 0 every time 2:35 AM Aug 3rd from Twitter4J
  9. #ChuckNorriz can kill two stones with one bird. 9:35 PM Aug 2nd from Twitter4J
  10. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep #ChuckNorriz out. It failed misserably. 4:35 PM Aug 2nd from Twitter4J
  11. #ChuckNorriz doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. 11:35 AM Aug 2nd from Twitter4J
  12. #ChuckNorriz once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 6:35 AM Aug 2nd from Twitter4J
  13. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for #ChuckNorriz to die before they attack. 1:35 AM Aug 2nd from Twitter4J
  14. The quickest way to a mans heart is #ChuckNorriz's Fist. 8:35 PM Aug 1st from Twitter4J
  15. #ChuckNorriz kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two" 10:35 AM Aug 1st from Twitter4J
  16. There is no 'ctrl' button on #ChuckNorriz's computer. #ChuckNorriz is always in control. 5:35 AM Aug 1st from Twitter4J
  17. #ChuckNorriz doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage 12:35 AM Aug 1st from Twitter4J
  18. #ChuckNorriz's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 7:35 PM Jul 31st from Twitter4J
  19. on his birthday, #ChuckNorriz randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. 2:35 PM Jul 31st from Twitter4J
  20. #ChuckNorriz does not need to jail break his iPhone 9:35 AM Jul 31st from Twitter4J