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You know its gone badly wrong when you've been bundled into the back of a van...Oh dear. See you in the morning eh. Night.x4:09 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter
Its funny how people are forced into friendships with the people they work with. Spending more time with them than bloody family.Its odd no?2:32 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter
Pudding. Mums gone to iceland. Enough said. Oh god here comes some more shitty dancing. Shoot me. Am I on holiday? Where's the rep? Christ.1:46 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter
Sat with a bloke who claims to know John Solako. Preaching about why Reading are shit. Nice one. Piss off back to Q bar yeh? Cunt.1:43 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter
Main. Dry chicken, leathery asparagus, bland carrots and microwaved dauphinoise. GET FUCKED. Worth every penny. Free vodka still flowing...1:20 PM Dec 18thfrom UberTwitter