and I think I got a chest infection FML

had to cancel plans for today bc had a brutal night.was doubling ova from pain on my right side.. real ugly cry'n was going down :(

chocolate chip cookie n fudge ice cream cake. #itshappeningaswespeak

Connor Cruise went on a homophobic rant at his now former agent over a Superbowl Tweet. Psst.Connor. You should talk to your dad about this.

!!!! RT @FUCKIPEDIA: To the ugly woman with seven crying kids in Walmart, if you wonder how the condoms got in your cart, you're welcome.

!! RT @Quemini: Something about aaaalll-la-lis...*rubs hands down sides of body, skips over chub area*

“Eat coconuts while you have teeth” Singhalese Proverb bit.ly/zWIrN8

March 1st Emerald Theatre in Mount Clemens catch @Royceda59 along w/ BAW own @mr_chief and @djamf - tix available now

@Jennfrancella sorry but need to re schedule.... had a brutal night n feel like crap :(

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LOL RT @4ever_Britt: I don't do shit but work and study... No weed... No liquor.... No ***... NOTHING... I'm fucking Amish -__-

You should be following @Peaceofmind313 .. #dibs

!!!! RT @ihuntmidgets: If you ever make your man buy you tampons, you can put the toilet seat down yourself. Write that down.

RT @XDannyXBrownX: 2moro night im making my late night television debut ... check me out on the Carson Daly show!!!!!

"I hate when people restate simple advice that anyone could have come up with, just because it was said by a celebrity" - Will I Am

you're Canadian eh? #IGetThatAlot

why is it I was almost crashed on the couch get into bed and I'm awake af

Futuristic.Universal.Cosmic.Knowledge.

#Scorpios work best alone or as the team leader.