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Thinking I need to make a new plan.about 5 hours ago from web
Thinking I need to make a plan.about 5 hours ago from web
@Blargal Doesn't the Hindu goddess Parvati have four boobies?about 7 hours ago from web in reply to Blargal
@OhCurt I've just never been as big a fan as other guys... more a derriere aficionadoabout 9 hours ago from web in reply to OhCurt
I think I need to give boobies a second chanceabout 10 hours ago from web
When the tide goes out, you can tell who was skinny dipping.5:47 PM Jul 13th from web
Someone send me the GPS coordinates to the Fountain of Youth4:21 PM Jul 13th from web
@nbwulf Happy birthday!3:33 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to nbwulf
@zublime75 Oh yes!3:33 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to zublime75
motivate me2:12 PM Jul 10th from web
Yeah, um... the #followfriday thing... yeah, nevermind.10:21 AM Jul 10th from web
ugh10:25 PM Jul 9th from web
Close call on the walk home fighting the "turtle head" followed by "massive download." That's how I spell relief. Jus' sayin' #TMI4:04 PM Jul 9th from web
Someone said I need more "lightness" in my life9:09 AM Jul 9th from TwitterFon
snoodrotreef agnodabmamog refoolf eldeed agnogay2:42 PM Jul 8th from web
Yagonga deedle floofer gomambadonga feertordoons10:20 AM Jul 8th from web
Am I the only one who really doesn't give a damn about the Michael Jackson Memorial service?2:27 PM Jul 7th from web
Did I really just answer my phone and agree to go into work early? O.o6:42 AM Jul 7th from web
Christopher $194 at Target! ...and that's all regular stuff! ...and I'm just one regular guy! ... WTF?!?9:04 PM Jul 6th from TwitterFon
@OhCurt #followmonday?6:41 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to OhCurt