ChristmasChamp
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I've "decided" to take a bit of a break from Twitter in order to
"rest & reconnect." Ah, I'm no good at family-and-friend-mandated goodbyes!
2:31 PM Dec 15th, 2011
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@ You're too sweet! –– I'm a size 4.
1:40 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to JakeLX
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@ No one likes a braggart, Talaga. No one marries one either, apparently.
1:15 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to stblissout
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@ Never stop.
12:45 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to maloreetb
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@ I think she'll say yes!
12:30 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to ___ynohtnA___
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If you wish hard enough, @, ANYTHING can be a diabetic version!
12:14 PM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to imprint_me
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@ You're going to end up with multi-colored glitter. And no one wants that, Suz. No one.
11:15 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to superscubasuzi
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@ Oh, thank goodness. Amanda's approval has been won! Season's over, people, we got it!
10:50 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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in reply to AmandaArends
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How are your Christmas preparations coming along?
10:15 AM Dec 13th, 2011
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@ I'm so touched that you like my she/it that I now feel the overwhelming urge to send you things.
2:00 PM Dec 12th, 2011
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in reply to MarqueeMarc
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This site has bailed me out of so many difficult situations, I can’t thank myself enough.
10:30 AM Dec 12th, 2011
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@ Politely! A simple "Excuse me, you're getting between me and my destiny" should suffice.
1:00 PM Dec 11th, 2011
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in reply to the_moze
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@ I just give and give and give and you just take and take and take.
12:15 PM Dec 11th, 2011
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in reply to Stellaaa
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The thing about Christmas is it’s in exactly two weeks. So if you need to use the restroom, go now.
11:00 AM Dec 11th, 2011
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Love thy neighbor more than thy other neighbors love that neighbor.
12:00 PM Dec 10th, 2011
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Beauty is only skin deep. But presents should never exist in a pile less than 4 by 6 feet.
10:15 AM Dec 9th, 2011
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@ Downtime? I give myself a few days in early January to *FUNNY JOKE ETC* sorry guys, I'm exhausted...
3:15 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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in reply to randydorney
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@ Stay in school, 360ers. The allure of Black Friday seduced me away from my crafting diploma & it's one of my greatest regrets.
3:00 PM Dec 8th, 2011
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in reply to charlidean
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What's your favorite flavor of glitter? They all taste like coughing to me.
11:45 AM Dec 8th, 2011
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I like to pretend that every day is Christmas. Except for January 17th, because we all need a birthday now and then.
10:50 AM Dec 7th, 2011
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- Name Christmas Champ
- Bio You know what happens when you're a champion? Endorsements. Right now I'm in commercials for the Target 2-Day Sale. I'm still waiting for my shoe deal.
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