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  1. Aw, thank you @DJGINATURNER. Which coast are you on right now?
  2. In Kindergarten, I sucked at the alphabet. I got an F on the test. At least they *told* me it was an F. I had no way of knowing for sure.
  3. #SignsYouAteTooMuchTurkey - Your wife starts wearing a t-shirt that says, "I'm with Butterball"
  4. Adam Lambert apologizes for all the crotch-grabbing and gay-kissing. His Aunt Erma says she's never having him to Thanksgiving again!
  5. #BadXmasGifts - The Nintendo Wii game, "Accounting"
  6. #SignsYouAteTooMuchTurkey - Your shirt button just took out the plasma TV
  7. #BadXmasGifts - Katie Couric sings Cole Porter
  8. #SignsYouAteTooMuchTurkey - In the bathtub, you have this strange urge to baste yourself
  9. #BadXmasGifts - Joe Biden's autobiography, "My Story," volumes 1-20
  10. #SignsYouAteTooMuchTurkey - Your belly button looks like a pop up timer
  11. #BadXmasGifts - DVD of Adam Lambert's performance on the American Music Awards
  12. #BadXmasGifts - Swine Flu Chia Pet
  13. Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
  14. #imthankfulfor Frigidaire making such a sturdy cardboard home.
  15. #imthankfulfor J-Lo's "AMA" fall. Hilarious!
  16. #ThingsPilgrimsDid Complained about no national healthcare plan
  17. #imthankfulfor Getting on a flight with a pilot that only likes to drink coffee.
  18. #ThingsPilgrimsDid Proclaimed, "I maketh dibs on the wishbone!"
  19. #imthankfulfor Two words: Megan and Fox.
  20. #ThingsPilgrimsDid Publicly flogged Earl Cathaway after he remarked to Mrs. Hanson, "Nice yams!"