ChristFinnegan
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What's more disturbing, this young woman's behavior or that she reminds me of at least three ex-girlfriends?
3:24 PM Nov 6th
from web
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In DJ Hero, do you get extra points for holding one headphone to your ear to make your job seem difficult, the way real DJs do?
7:52 PM Nov 5th
from web
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@ Please tell me that those two things are not related.
12:37 PM Nov 5th
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in reply to lindsayism
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A thick southern accent makes you seem like either the greatest guy in the world or a massive sumbitch. Rarely anything in between.
6:00 AM Nov 5th
from Twittelator
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RT @ I think Bud Selig is cool. // Why, because he looks like he leapt directly from the imagination of Guillermo Del Toro?
9:31 PM Nov 4th
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@ Does the claw imply that the tiger is, in fact, emerging from the wearer's torso?
4:06 PM Nov 4th
from Twittelator
in reply to mrdavehill
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PET TIP: If the idea of a neverending posse of flies buzzing around your head sounds appealing, I highly suggest owning a rabbit!
4:03 PM Nov 4th
from Twittelator
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Louisville-ians, come out to the Improv this Thurs-Sun. I pronounce it Loo-ee-ville, btw. Don't even start.
2:28 PM Nov 4th
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Just passed a barber shop called Hair Box. No joke there--just wanted an excuse to type the words "Hair Box". (Twice.)
9:29 AM Nov 4th
from Twittelator
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Congrats, New Jersey. You've elected a governor who looks like he should be wearing a velour tracksuit.
8:10 PM Nov 3rd
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Ah, election day! The perfect time to acknowledge that you still don't really understand what a comptroller does.
9:22 AM Nov 3rd
from Twittelator
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@ I'll always remember burnt sienna for how often it was employed by the greatest painter of our time, Bob Ross.
10:13 PM Nov 2nd
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in reply to hardcorps80204
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I'm going to start wearing a burnt sienna ribbon on my lapel. Whenever anyone asks me what it means, I'll roll my eyes in disgust.
6:48 PM Nov 2nd
from Twittelator
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Since I'm on the topic, "Garfield Minus Garfield" is great, but nothing beats a nice batch of peyote and .
9:22 AM Nov 2nd
from web
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How does Garfield get away with that "I hate Mondays" schtick? You're a housepet, dude--get over yourself.
6:16 AM Nov 2nd
from web
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@ Skittlebumo doesn't actually exist, but admit it--for a moment there you felt left out, didn't you?
7:24 PM Nov 1st
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in reply to barvonblaq
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@ Twitter? Gee, how quaint. Don't want to brag, but I already have over 8,500 followers on Skittlebump.
7:21 PM Nov 1st
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in reply to barvonblaq
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- Seriously, don't be surprised if you one day see Melky at The Duplex, lip synching to Abba's "Waterloo".
7:03 PM Nov 1st
from TwitPic
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Melky Cabrera tweezes his eyebrows. Like, "Hank Azaria in The Birdcage" level tweezing. Saucy!
6:58 PM Nov 1st
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No, I didn't take part in the marathon. But I am reasonably certain the crepe I had for lunch has given me the runs. (YOU'RE WELCOME!)
12:49 PM Nov 1st
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- Name Christian Finnegan
- Location An airport food court near you
- Web http://www.christ...
- Bio Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
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