ChristFinnegan
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@ I actually bathe by lying on the ground and letting it roam over my naked body. (YOU'RE WELCOME!)
about 4 hours ago
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People would be even more intimidated by our military if we let them dress like the kick-ass bikers so many of them eventually become.
about 9 hours ago
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@ although i concede it conjures images of Rikki Rocket.
5:12 PM Nov 10th
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@ I care! Living with the Living is one of my fave titles of recent years. I've always thought "Pick Your Poison" would sound cool.
5:11 PM Nov 10th
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Russia has the world's most billionaires but you never want to buy a product that says "MADE IN RUSSIA".
5:04 PM Nov 10th
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@ Welcome to Twitter. I went ahead and paid your yearly dues, so just send me a check for $50.
2:24 PM Nov 10th
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Just realized I'll probably never again have the reason or opportunity to "pop a wheelie". Youth is indeed wasted on the young.
8:07 AM Nov 10th
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Guess what I'm trying to say is, Florio from The Sopranos looks a lot like Data from Star Trek TNG.
7:13 PM Nov 9th
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Ever spot a celebrity, realize you're mistaken, but then realize the guy IS a celebrity, just not the one you originally thought?
7:11 PM Nov 9th
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@ Thanks, dude. You all have a fine comedy tradition over there, Benny Hill and Dame Edna notwithstanding.
10:05 AM Nov 9th
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@ Nothing on the sched for Texas as of now, but definitely in 2010. Austin, Houston, Dallas--possibly all three??
10:05 AM Nov 9th
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And when I start taking animated spokesthings to task, it's officially time for bed. Ta ta!
11:40 PM Nov 8th
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So Geico ads now presume a controversy over where the gecko comes from? SPOILER ALERT: He's from the land of No One Gives a Shit.
11:36 PM Nov 8th
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HBO Family is playing "Terms of Endearment". Gather 'round the TV, kids--that nice mommy is about to get terminal cancer!
9:04 PM Nov 8th
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Thanks, Lousiville. Took me a couple of day to "get" you, but I'm now officially a fan.
8:03 PM Nov 8th
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@ Sure, dude. Email me at cf@christianfinnegan.com
1:44 PM Nov 8th
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Just passed the Hard Rock Cafe. Not one person sitting at their outdoor cafe has ever, under any circumstances, rocked hard.
10:16 AM Nov 8th
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@ I was actually reading your Yelp reviews on my phone but then you closed up. Ah well...
6:53 PM Nov 7th
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Wick's Pizza in Louisville, KY: Never will burning the roof of your mouth feel so worth it.
1:25 PM Nov 7th
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I like when middleaged UT fans give the Hook 'em Horns sign. They look like the audience at a Dio corporate event.
10:55 AM Nov 7th
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- Name Christian Finnegan
- Location An airport food court near you
- Web http://www.christ...
- Bio Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
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