ChristFinnegan
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Screw the turducken. This year I'll be preparing a delicious turkratroach.
about 6 hours ago
from Twittelator
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Watching "Notorious". No one could possibly love hip hop enough to believe that this isn't a horrible film.
about 12 hours ago
from Twittelator
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@ I actually ONLY wear jeans. I'm no hypocrite--I love me some blue pants!
about 13 hours ago
from Twittelator
in reply to gizellie
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We think of jeans as being color neutral, but they're not. They're blue. You are all wearing bright blue pants. F'in Weirdos.
about 15 hours ago
from web
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Don't tell my wife, but I just scored a clay bust of Lionel Richie made by a local blind artist. Christmas is going to kick ass!
3:42 PM Nov 24th
from web
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So that Thanksgiving feels like a change of pace, I'm spending today and tomorrow thinking about all the people who've done me wrong.
9:57 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Last night I dreamt that Julie Taymor was directing a Bway production of Spiderman w/ music by Bono & The Edge. My subconscious is CRAZY!
9:48 AM Nov 24th
from web
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@ has restless leg something fierce. I can only assume she's being attacked by Jet Li in her dreams.
9:54 PM Nov 23rd
from Twittelator
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@ That shirt is where abdominal muscles go to die.
9:48 PM Nov 23rd
from Twittelator
in reply to DamienFahey
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@ Well I already promised someone dinner, but we can make it one big creepy meet-up. So in short...yeah. (Thanks, btw!)
8:54 PM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to a_bean_in_pdx
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Watching Hardball. If there was a Chris-Matthews-interrupts-his-own-300-word-question drinking game, I'd need a liver transplant.
4:51 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Any smart points I grant a stranger for doing the crossword is immediately negated if I spot "USA Today" at the top of the page.
9:05 AM Nov 23rd
from Twittelator
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@ at least he looked awake. I'll take enegetic-but-dumb Curry over looks-like-a-Smiths-album-cover Curry any day.
1:13 PM Nov 22nd
from Twittelator
in reply to scharpling
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Hey God, can you please arrange it so that Kevin Garnett goes home tonight to find his wife having sex with three dudes? Thanks.
1:09 PM Nov 22nd
from Twittelator
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Heading to ST. LOUIS, FT. LAUDERDALE, PITTSBURGH, ATLANTA, SEATTLE, PORTLAND & WASHINGTON DC!...
12:36 PM Nov 22nd
from Facebook
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I want to take this brief moment to apologize for typing "comin' atcha". Not sure what I was thinking there.
11:34 AM Nov 22nd
from web
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Heads up, ST. LOUIS, FT. LAUDERDALE, PITTSBURGH, ATLANTA, SEATTLE, PORTLAND & WASHINGTON DC--comin' atcha!
11:34 AM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ The only beaches in Orlando are of the manmade Disney variety, which makes this an even more awesome idea.
10:11 PM Nov 21st
from Twittelator
in reply to jonwurster
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NY1 just said it expects the day before Thanksgiving to be the busiest travel day of 2009. Way to bust that story wide open, guys.
4:00 PM Nov 21st
from Twittelator
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All of those FFs get lost in the shuffle, so I chose today to suggest following @ and @.
9:53 AM Nov 21st
from Twittelator
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- Name Christian Finnegan
- Location An airport food court near you
- Web http://www.christ...
- Bio Comedian, conspirator, cultural barnacle
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