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  1. Never dress like a cheese at lunch time.
  2. If the snack traps are to keep food contained, then how has @alexhact still managed to get Cheerios all over the floor?
  3. Six word story: He cried when she said no.
  4. Thanks @alexhact for wiping your pruney mouth all over my shirt.
  5. @masami_ I will pay you a penny to keep being cute. <3
  6. Redundantly repetitive
  7. Correlation does not imply causation.
  8. srsly
  9. Though I respect that a lot. I'd be fired if that were my job, for killing Jason off and countless screaming Argonauts.
  10. Poison...on the Tony's awards show? o.o
  11. @karl_u stop making my brain hurt
  12. @wilw So move there, and never leave. My husband and I left and we miss it terribly. Portland is one of the best cities in the world.
  13. @cjanelo I'm so jealous. I miss salmon out here on the east coast...it's just not the same.
  14. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered...
  15. @dhewlett Sure, sure, and we women love that you mention it constantly, esp. while holding crying babies. Gives us warm fuzzies.
  16. er...that should be it's...not its...d'oh
  17. I know its evening when day turns to night
  18. @jesslundgren Then a quick run down to Raleigh, right? Right?!?!? ;)
  19. My mom's going to buy Twitter.
  20. "Anti-freeze! - Don't eat that!" "Why?" "It'll kill ya!"