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Chrisford89

itsWillyFerrell Always have a positive attitude! *Trips down the stairs* "Wow... I got down those stairs fast!" about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by Chrisford89 and 677 others
It's better to be POOR & NEAT than to be RICH & RAGGEDY!! about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Ur family members and friends make up some crazy nicknames lol 4:02 PM May 24th via txt
All My nicknames: Day-ghee, C.Ford, C-Murder, C4, Dig-Doo, Chris Chris, Chris-E-fur, Christolph lol 4:00 PM May 24th via txt
The fam is there to support @_FordTough_ ,My Mom & Dad @EddieFordIV @BooKitty8708 and @misstee08 ..Wish I was there 2 SCREAM 4 Her #B.FORD 3:29 PM May 24th via txt
Wishing my lil sister @_FordTough_ Good luck on her dance...I Hate that I have to miss her LAST high school dance recital b/c of work.. 3:22 PM May 24th via txt
@jamcalcamroon Girl u better stop telling them kids that lol.. Make sure u don't tell ur kids (my lil cuz's) that stuff 8:13 AM May 24th via txt
Extra Medium?? Lol 7:09 AM May 24th via txt
When parents get mad & tell their kids things like "Imma punch u in the face" or "Imma bust ur head open" I GET UPSET! SMH #ThatAintCool 5:50 AM May 24th via txt
💡EUREKA!!! 4:34 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
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GOD IS LOVE!! 9:59 AM May 23rd via txt
If I've said or done anything to hurt or offend anyone please forgive me!! 9:58 AM May 23rd via txt
Let me chill...Putting on this old school Kirk Franklin "Whatcha lookin 4" album...Bout to zone out 9:35 AM May 23rd via txt
Oh wurd??? 9:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
Generational curses aren't only having babies early ect..U just have to open your eyes and see things for what they really are 8:52 AM May 23rd via txt
IT'S IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO DISCERN/RECOGNIZE GENERATIONAL CURSES AND PUT A END TO THEM!! 8:51 AM May 23rd via txt
*TRUTH* Sometimes for whatever reasons those same kids grow up and they end up having bad relationships w/ their kids as well #CYCLE 8:51 AM May 23rd via txt
If u didn't have a good 1 w/ ur parents make sure that you make it a point to have a great 1 w/ yours!! 8:51 AM May 23rd via txt
I can't stress the importance of parents having a great relationship w/ their kids!! 8:44 AM May 23rd via txt