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@DhruvBhutani @bharadc23 Cheers, will give them a try! about 7 hours ago via web in reply to DhruvBhutani
@robmcm You knows it about 7 hours ago via web in reply to robmcm
England game only on US TV with Spanish commentary. It's fine actually. They're making a lot more sense than Chris Waddle about 8 hours ago via web
This is all about the trajectory. weknowmemes.com/wp-content/upl… 12:45 PM May 25th via web
@JimiLows @KatieLowson @SuzAlden Yesssssssssssssssssssss! 12:25 PM May 25th via web in reply to JimiLows
@Jay_Carv @joefaul Joe has what to do? Amusingly you just typo'd the word 'WORK' 10:51 AM May 25th via web in reply to Jay_Carv
@robmcm Yeah it's great. We can go for a feeding frenzy there and then stroll down in to the North end of Central Park #Lovely 9:05 AM May 25th via web in reply to robmcm
@robmcm Sylvias. My rubbish Twitter app couldn't upload a picture #Ruinedit 8:41 AM May 25th via web
Best Twitter app for Windows Phone anyone? 8:40 AM May 25th via web
@shankmac @abryant23 Should have beaten Villa. It's all @Danny25Rose 's fault. Everything. 1:16 PM May 23rd via web in reply to shankmac
@clintonjeff Haha, what are you saying, I'm a responder! 12:41 PM May 23rd via web in reply to clintonjeff
@aBRYANT23 We need a catch up Lexy. 12:35 PM May 23rd via web
@robmcm Guess where I went over the weekend? 12:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to robmcm
@smashpOp I do like cheese Jason, just not on absolutely everything #delayedresponsesorry 12:33 PM May 23rd via web in reply to smashpOp
Oh, is the sun out in London then? Someone should have said something. #weatherbanter 12:32 PM May 23rd via web
@GrantWafer He shat in the bath again? That little guy is definitely his father's son 6:56 AM May 23rd via web in reply to GrantWafer
@aBRYANT23 Bit sweaty Lexy? 2:21 PM May 19th via web
@chriswalker82 Already there Chris! 2:14 PM May 19th via web in reply to chriswalker82
This is going to be a horrible reversal of the Germany/England penalty shoot out norm, isn't it? 1:56 PM May 19th via web
@woodrowhill He can't contain himself when it comes to Drogba's head 1:55 PM May 19th via web in reply to woodrowhill