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Chris_Brain

  1. @LadyInDread @Proofer3 Dog Guru. Had home visits, which were great. Heard good things about the classes too. Bark Busters good too, I hear 8 minutes ago via web in reply to Proofer3
  2. @Proofer3 Indeed you are. Indeed you are. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to Proofer3
  3. SAVE FERROUS - dude upset at the end of the Iron Age about 4 hours ago via web
  4. @velo_cetera Nice. My bike is nobbled so I'll be looking for a replacement ride. Gym spin, in the meantime about 4 hours ago via web in reply to velo_cetera
  5. That unfollow was like a super satisfying poo. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. @Benjiffy @adambloomie2 I usually prefer Corinthian (I'm hoping to specialise in architectural malapropism) about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Benjiffy
  7. It's great the All Blacks subs are getting practice at subbing for the Blues. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @adambloomie2 I've been #bespokejoke #@replied. Love it. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to adambloomie2
  9. There are heaps of others, obviously, but those guys just popped into my head just now. Move along. Nothing to see here. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. While I'm at it check out @CareyMarx and his posts. You won't regret it, unless you do it in those pants. They were a mistake. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  11. A heads up folks. @adambloomie2 is a consummate and hilarious tweeter. I also watched him iron a shirt once. He was consummate at that too. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @Proofer3 Checkmate Tweedie. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Proofer3
  13. If you're a Chinese pensioner, if they're gonna demolish your home and if you can find them, you need THE A-TEAM about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @Proofer3 Doesn't bother me but she keeps licking it. She's very self conscious. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Proofer3
  15. Watching rugby makes farming look cool. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @Proofer3 Out of sight etc 7:55 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Proofer3
  17. YAY, WE'RE HELPING! “@NZStuff: NZ helps with world's largest telescope dlvr.it/1cw0B9” 7:55 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. In the old days, before the internet, how did famous people find out how much they sucked? 6:42 PM May 25th via web
  19. My puppy just asked me if I could have her anus bleached. Googling "self-hating dogs". 6:25 PM May 25th via web