ChrisWeiss
Sweet! Another one drinks the kool-aid. Grats @mauralyn on upgrading your life to OS-X
| ChrisWeiss @DKB Now that I'm sure you've entered your 200 free books, check out goodreads.com - it's totally free. No series data though. |
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| ChrisWeiss I just realized the tune I'be been humming all morning is "Never gonna give you up." I've been RickRolled *by my own brain* |
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| ChrisWeiss In the future, when a programmer says "It works on my machine", said machine will be dropped from the roof. "Now it doesn't. Please fix it." |
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| ChrisWeiss Hunh. Order placed with EnergyThis in May, never shipped. Emails go ignored. C/S voicemail is full, but 0 rolls over to a mortgage company. |
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| ChrisWeiss Until then, I'm sticking with "The more I know women, the more I love my pet rock". And I think we're all the better for it. |
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| ChrisWeiss If your boyfriend is a jackass, just leave for chrissakes. don't play the "Yeah, but maybe he'll.." game. He wont. Hang up. Leave. Cancel. |
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| ChrisWeiss I really want to like women. I really do, but at every turn, you annoy, disappoint, frustrate, or just plain baffle me. |
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| ChrisWeiss Stuck watching My Big Fat Greek Wedding until women deem me sober. Please kill me now |
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| ChrisWeiss Hmm, the bar is showing Point Break. Half of me wants to hit the tequila |
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| ChrisWeiss Its taking its toll on higher functions tho, have said 'coast guard' instead of 'post card' 3 times in a row |
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| ChrisWeiss First hit of caffeine in two weeks, its like sex with 4 playmates while skydiving on crack. |
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| ChrisWeiss Do I plunk down $2m for an apartment in this building in Dubai http://www.dynamicarchitect.... Or take $20 to BevMo for the same ef ... ... |
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| ChrisWeiss Thinking of joining the police force just so I can shoot all those fucking idiots I share the road with with impunity. |
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| ChrisWeiss Coworkers are discussing what flavor of radioactive juice tastes better - berry or banana. |
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| ChrisWeiss Wondering just how big the spike of profanity in internet traffic is over the last few days given George Carlin's death. |
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| ChrisWeiss Gah! A spider just crawled across my desk and into the USB port on the front of my computer. He is resisting the power of the Dyson vacuum. |
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| ChrisWeiss Discovered my cousin in the UK is on Facebook. Also discovered he's the biggest Facebook app slut evarr. |
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| ChrisWeiss @soopahviv What didja get? Why from backcountry.com? |
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| ChrisWeiss Wow - someone at work actively uses ICQ as their primary IM client. |
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