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  1. is playing The Inn Of The Mountain Gods. Sounds like a rough crowd. I'd prefer Inn of the Giddy Bachelorette Party.about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
  2. has an iPhone with low self esteem. It spontaneously started playing Warren Zenon's "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me."2:00 PM Jul 13th from TwitterFon
  3. needs to figure out projectile vomiting special effects. Who has a water pump and garden hose I can borrow? Maybe some watered-down oatmeal?2:12 PM Jul 12th from web
  4. is pitching to FOX tomorrow. What do you think? Fastball or curve?7:14 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. Is teaching 5 spin classes this week. Who's up for pasta? Buca di Beppo?12:41 PM Jul 8th from mobile web
  6. 's arm is still really swollen from that terrorist bee attack. The little freedom hater must have used a dirty stinger.10:29 PM Jul 6th from web
  7. was stung by a bee today. That bee hates freedom!1:07 PM Jul 4th from web
  8. needs screenwriting software for my mac. What's good? And cheap?8:40 PM Jul 2nd from web
  9. Ultimate cool Hollywood trend - Dying. You're nobody until you're nobody. RIP Karl.3:06 PM Jul 1st from web
  10. Happy New Half Year. Any Half-Resolutions?11:56 AM Jul 1st from web
  11. Thank God we still have Jeff Goldblum http://www.imdb.com/video/h...4:16 PM Jun 30th from web
  12. Mikey!!!!!!!! http://blip.fm/~8xz1t2:24 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. Is having trouble twittering with all this stop and go traffic. Must be an accident ahead... Dumbass!7:47 PM Jun 23rd from mobile web
  14. Is misunderstood.7:25 PM Jun 23rd from mobile web
  15. is booking shows. Who needs one?4:58 PM Jun 23rd from web
  16. is performing at the Comedy Store tonight. Main Room - 8pm5:46 PM Jun 19th from web
  17. wants you to vote for PsychoBabble - http://bit.ly/uLFrM8:34 AM Jun 17th from web
  18. is performing at Sam Ash in Westminster tonight at 7!9:12 AM Jun 16th from web
  19. telling some jokes on the floor next to a bed - http://bit.ly/1N46f /channel4:38 PM Jun 15th from web
  20. Directed his first commercial!!!! http://bit.ly/3w8s7Q2:35 PM Jun 11th from web
  • Name ChrisValenti
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.ChrisV...
  • Bio Singer/Songwriter/Comedian
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