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  1. Check out my new short - Tech Support http://su.pr/2FO0qX - Outsourcers know you prefer local assistance. No problem, y'all...
  2. My Disney Sing It commercial - http://su.pr/6Kj4m6
  3. See my new short - The Glute Whisperer - http://su.pr/1lJ8r1 a motivator and friend to gluteus maximus muscles everywhere.
  4. is selling everything he owns. Who wants Mike Zivitz in racquetball?
  5. has a terrible stiff neck and can't turn his head to the right. Glad all my views are to the left.
  6. Performing tonight at the enormous Colony Theater in Burbank at 8pm with Smooth E and others. Come!
  7. booked a Disney "Sing It" viral video game ad. I'm the Dad. The girl playing my daughter is actually 22. @%*#!!!!!!!!!
  8. is performing at the Colony Theater in Burbank this Friday night.
  9. Check out my short for Sept:Hey, it's the truth... Hot girls are attracted to hot cars. http://su.pr/2oAixY
  10. has a comedy set at Gemini Manor tonight at 8:30.
  11. is performing at the House of Blues tonight. Meet me at the back bar, the VooDoo Lounge, for happy hour at six.
  12. is in a real bad mood and out for blood. Thankfully, I have jury duty today.
  13. is selling free tickets to Thursday night's Sit N Spin at the Comedy Central Stage. (323) 960-5519 http://su.pr/7c3L7X
  14. wants to form an all Jewish 50's band and call it Rosh Hashanah Na.
  15. didn't land a Maserati, but he scored an Aston Martin!
  16. is Screening, Singing, and Joking tonight at Cinespace on Hollywood Blvd at 9pm. http://su.pr/1JTAvk email me if you want to be on the list
  17. needs a Maserati.
  18. was invited to play a set at the House of Blues tonight.
  19. was invited to play a set a the House of Blues tonight.
  20. 10pm Strings of Comedy show at M Bar tonight. Some half price tickets left at http://su.pr/2nQ7MB Have 1 FREE pair avail - email me for it.