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  1. Check out my new short - Tech Support http://su.pr/2FO0qX - Outsourcers know you prefer local assistance. No problem, y'all... 9:08 PM Dec 14th from Su.pr
  2. My Disney Sing It commercial - http://su.pr/6Kj4m6 11:21 AM Dec 2nd from Su.pr
  3. See my new short - The Glute Whisperer - http://su.pr/1lJ8r1 a motivator and friend to gluteus maximus muscles everywhere. 2:34 PM Nov 4th from Su.pr
  4. is selling everything he owns. Who wants Mike Zivitz in racquetball? 12:24 PM Oct 16th from web
  5. has a terrible stiff neck and can't turn his head to the right. Glad all my views are to the left. 5:17 PM Oct 13th from web
  6. Performing tonight at the enormous Colony Theater in Burbank at 8pm with Smooth E and others. Come! 4:04 PM Oct 9th from Echofon
  7. booked a Disney "Sing It" viral video game ad. I'm the Dad. The girl playing my daughter is actually 22. @%*#!!!!!!!!! 4:53 PM Oct 7th from web
  8. is performing at the Colony Theater in Burbank this Friday night. 4:08 PM Oct 6th from web
  9. Check out my short for Sept:Hey, it's the truth... Hot girls are attracted to hot cars. http://su.pr/2oAixY 12:19 PM Sep 29th from Su.pr
  10. has a comedy set at Gemini Manor tonight at 8:30. 3:21 PM Sep 26th from web
  11. is performing at the House of Blues tonight. Meet me at the back bar, the VooDoo Lounge, for happy hour at six. 3:56 PM Sep 25th from web
  12. is in a real bad mood and out for blood. Thankfully, I have jury duty today. 8:55 AM Sep 24th from web
  13. is selling free tickets to Thursday night's Sit N Spin at the Comedy Central Stage. (323) 960-5519 http://su.pr/7c3L7X 4:35 PM Sep 22nd from Su.pr
  14. wants to form an all Jewish 50's band and call it Rosh Hashanah Na. 7:59 PM Sep 19th from Su.pr
  15. didn't land a Maserati, but he scored an Aston Martin! 12:02 PM Sep 19th from Su.pr
  16. is Screening, Singing, and Joking tonight at Cinespace on Hollywood Blvd at 9pm. http://su.pr/1JTAvk email me if you want to be on the list 4:46 PM Sep 18th from Su.pr
  17. needs a Maserati. 3:01 PM Sep 13th from web
  18. was invited to play a set at the House of Blues tonight. 8:23 AM Sep 11th from Su.pr
  19. was invited to play a set a the House of Blues tonight. 8:22 AM Sep 11th from Su.pr
  20. 10pm Strings of Comedy show at M Bar tonight. Some half price tickets left at http://su.pr/2nQ7MB Have 1 FREE pair avail - email me for it. 8:12 AM Sep 10th from Su.pr