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  1. Twilight: New Moon making $170 mil on opening weekend = another loss in America's fight against obesity.
  2. @JimmyTraina The layout looks way better now, I think. The headers in particular look really crisp.
  3. @Adam_Schefter There's a difference: Vince Young managed games and won them; JaMarcus Russell would have a 43 QB rating in intramurals.
  4. I'm getting so sick of having to try to decipher if an interesting video is some viral crap or not.
  5. @KoreanCelt I'm too busy and sapped creatively to tweet. If I'm lucky I get off 5 or so a week. Less is more, I say! Like fun sized Snickers
  6. If you're a grown man and you use a briefcase on wheels, you need to take a cold, hard look in the mirror. You look ridiculous.
  7. Brock Lesnar's out indefinitely now due to an undisclosed illness. This is not a banner day for my athletic charges.
  8. @injuryrate Fine, but I still find it jarring to be obliterated by a RB whose weaknesses are "speed and elusiveness" http://bit.ly/Okd6U.
  9. @BrockCochran Point being, OSU = football AIDS. Jim Tressel's sweater vests are like a tainted intravenous needle.
  10. @BrockCochran Actually this is prob the Pac 10's best year in a while. 5 teams currently in top 25, 19-6 against other confs.
  11. @BrockCochran Big 10 is still a joke. And the Pac 10 is clearly not what with our graceful yet fierce white RBs. OSU will lose to whomever.
  12. USC getting destroyed by a white running back is by far the lowest point of my career as a USC alum and fan.
  13. Why we should all never speak of Carrie Prejean again after her Larry King interview last night (w/ video): http://bit.ly/28arZH
  14. @DoucheLarue Oh, yeah, I'd seen it before. It's some art project/Web site that makes weird local commercials at discount rates.
  15. @gx5 I just saw a dude in the usual Army attire (camo/boots)...he had the black beret and it looked solid. The boots tie it together!
  16. @evilrobert Hmm. That would show off my crotch bulge nicely. I'll allow it.
  17. I've always had a lot of readers in the military and, as it's Veteran's Day, thank you guys for what you do. PS Please send me a cool beret.
  18. @19jms That's probably the only type of clothing they have in her size. It's either Spongebob or stealing clothes from Raggedy Ann.
  19. 2 foot tall woman is pregnant for the 3rd time..most horrific SFW thing I've ever seen: http://bit.ly/16Uqgb
  20. @DoucheLarue Wait, what? I linked you to an Onion article about CC Sabathia and Prince Fielder wanting to eat each other.