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RT @IMAO_: The best defense against fascism is to keep the government as small as possible. about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter
@zoeblaize Yea... In this town it's RETARDED. I'm sure these girls get felt up a dozen times a day too. about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to zoeblaize
@KimBrame Oh so true. But, I don't go there for the women either. Not like I would have a chance if I was looking (which I'm not). about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to KimBrame
@zoeblaize I so come here for mozzarella sticks... Not. about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to zoeblaize
@KimBrame They are okay wings. Better than a lot of places but there are a lot better places. about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to KimBrame
@zoeblaize Where is the fun in that? about 4 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to zoeblaize
Hooters: They... I mean it's what's for lunch! about 5 hours ago via Ping.fm
@zoeblaize Yes? about 5 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to zoeblaize
RT @WWIIToday: Celebrate the music of WWII with Let Freedom Swing at the Nat. #WWIImuseum about 8 hours ago via UberTwitter
Happy to be done sucking rubber for the time being. On to the real work. about 8 hours ago via Ping.fm
http://ping.fm/p/S5Uiw - Chem Gator about 9 hours ago via Ping.fm
Sandspur Online - Armstrong: Basketball passion can be found in Hope Mills http://ping.fm/NEs4n about 12 hours ago via Ping.fm
@Jules014 I wholeheartedly agree. about 13 hours ago via txt
@ChrisPirillo Shock factor much? about 19 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to ChrisPirillo
@shawnemerriman You're a multi-millionaire. Do something about it. about 19 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to shawnemerriman
@Jules014 Hmm... That's debatable. about 22 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to Jules014
@Jules014 Good to know you've raised your math standards, sweetheart ;-) about 23 hours ago via UberTwitter
I am filing this one under bad idea: Mexican food before PT. #USAF #PopeAFB 1:33 PM Mar 10th via UberTwitter
RT @jaythebull: sure - I'll be your for free personal tech support guru. thanks for asking. | I feel this pain. 11:32 AM Mar 10th via UberTwitter
RT @jaythebull: sure - I'll be your for free personal tech support guru. thanks for asking. | I feel this pain. 11:32 AM Mar 10th via UberTwitter

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Name Chris Short
Location Hope Mills, North Carolina
Web http://chrisshort...
Bio Airman, IT Professional, Photographer, Cook, Conservative, Gamer, Gator, and Single Father with a Twisted Sense of Humor. Views and opinions are solely my own.

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