ChrisNeri
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Internet was down all day & the South Park epi where Randy freaks out about the Internet being down is on. Sometimes it all works out.
about 9 hours ago
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Fire in the disco! Fire in the...taco bellllllllllll!
about 10 hours ago
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Tonight's set was total death. Bailed after five minutes. The loud train going by didn't help. Rock and roll.
6:39 PM Dec 8th
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Can't sleep. The Girls Gone Wild infomercials have the most annoying music imaginable.
2:42 AM Dec 8th
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My eye has randomly swollen up due to allergies. I'm trying to think up a cool story that makes it sound like I got into a fight.
7:15 PM Dec 7th
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@ My main advice...bring a book. They keep you waiting around for awhile because they're dicks. THEM. THE MAN. They're dicks.
7:13 PM Dec 7th
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I'm sick and watching The Blues Brothers. I'm wondering which parts are real and which parts are just me hallucinating from the cold meds.
1:49 PM Dec 7th
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"Jealousy's a disease. Get well soon."- Taylor Royce, Philosopher (VH1's Tough Love)
4:30 AM Dec 7th
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The six most wonderful words I've ever heard on VH1: "Frank, The Entertainer: A Basement Affair"
4:57 PM Dec 6th
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Good news: I think I have the flu. I'm gonna take some flu meds and have fun hallucinating.
10:58 AM Dec 6th
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I've realized recently that I've never seen Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Today, I fix that.
6:50 AM Dec 5th
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@ Good lord yes, you are right. How do you make an Indy Jones movie dumb and boring?
6:43 AM Dec 5th
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H-town got snow! Some unhep cats don't like it but me? I'm dusting off my cross country skis. I'm making lemons into lemonade, people.
3:52 PM Dec 4th
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My impression of Houston News stations during a cold front: "If you see a coldfront coming shoot it in the head!"
9:26 AM Dec 4th
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RT @: @ @ @ @ @ @
2:12 PM Dec 3rd
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Blogging and Twitter are like The Porkchop Express for people that don't like to talk out loud.
5:13 PM Dec 2nd
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If I ever get a colonoscopy I hope it looks like when Spock went into V'Ger in the first Star Trek movie.
3:05 PM Dec 2nd
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If I ever meet Chelsea Handler from Chelsea Lately I want to make her laugh by cleverly saying "It's nice to meet you, Ms. Lately!"
12:54 PM Dec 2nd
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Who's this Tiger Woods guy? Is he worth a damn?
9:32 AM Dec 2nd
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@ I actually thought of this the other day, too. The kid's like "Thanks for the presents, but eff you for ruining my family!"
9:09 AM Dec 2nd
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