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ChrisNeri

  1. Interesting night. Not my first time waking up handcuffed to a statue in the middle of the park, covered in blood, though. about 3 hours ago via web
  2. Payday is my favorite day. And possibly my least favorite candy bar. 9:13 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  3. Guy at Target looking at DVD boxed sets angrily just said "Stupid Family Matters!" I'd hate to have been around him when the show was on. 3:55 PM May 16th via Twitter for Android
  4. The say the only way out is through. And sometimes the way through is through the intestinal track of a demon who thinks you're tasty. 4:24 AM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  5. Cereal for dinner. I'm 35. Let's do this! #livingthedream #seriouslysomeonepleasekillme 5:49 PM May 11th via Twitter for Android
  6. Just got to see The Avengers. What was with Connery in the bear costume? (I'm the 1st one to ever make a joke confusing the movies, right?) 5:12 PM May 5th via Twitter for Android
  7. Realized recently that I've never seen the movie Sling Blade. I think the main reason is because I'm holding out for the IMAX/3D rerelease. 7:26 AM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Some people call them compulsive lies, I call them social experiments. 8:10 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. "Look guys, we're team and it's important that we work together. Now here...you go do this thing I don't want to do." #shittheysayinretail 4:57 AM Apr 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. Brad and Angelina are engaged. It's really a shame to see young people throwing their lives away. 8:22 AM Apr 22nd via web
  11. Guest hosting the open-mic tonight at the Corner Pub in Conroe, TX. Gonna be awesome. Come out and hang! 5:58 PM Apr 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. I'd totally love to join Fight Club. But only if it was in XBox 360 form. 12:33 PM Apr 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I notice that as a person who uses Twitter I have a lot to say about RoboCop. 2:52 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. RoboCop in RoboCop 3 kind of looks like Norm MacDonald. 2:51 PM Apr 9th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. "ahhhh...Space Lord, Martha Focker"- Ben Stiller rewriting the Monster Magnet song 5:39 AM Apr 7th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. What's worse: people younger then you complaining about how old they're getting or dub-step music? 6:47 PM Apr 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Watching RoboCop 3. Somehow I always knew it was all going to come down to this. 9:26 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. How funny would it be if instead of the premiere of Game of Thrones they just showed an old episode of Arliss? #AprilFools 12:10 PM Apr 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I'm not going to lie, I think I would have had a lot of fun in ancient Rome. 11:28 AM Apr 1st via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Chris Neri
  • Location Houston, TX
  • Web http://www.chrisn...
  • Bio Bucklin Beach, NH's Most Improved Swimmer 1984. Singer/songwriter/humor-slinger, creative type, Y2K survivor.
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