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ChrisMillis

@findkeepnovel Thanks for the #ff, Russ! about 2 hours ago via web
I now give you history's briefest how-to book on entrepreneurial success: Think it. Make it. Market it. Sell it. Teach it. Repeat. 6:23 PM May 21st via web
Retweet if you're convinced, like me, that the next book you read will save your life. 12:20 PM May 21st via web
Farewell to Kristin Wiig. Unfortunately, it will take 1,000 lbs of military-grade C4 to dislodge Keenan Thompson from the cast of SNL. 8:31 AM May 20th via web
tcote I think Steve Martin just got more screen time than Jason Sudeikis in his #SNL finale. What's up with that? 9:51 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisMillis and 9 others
I wonder how my film @smallapartments is doing at Cannes? I mailed a copy to a random address so I could say it was there. 8:06 PM May 19th via web
I should make a little video and put it up on youtube on a whim and become world famous for a few days or something. #goals 8:04 PM May 19th via web
If they put corporate advertising stickers all over thoroughbred horses, would jockeys be as "talented" as NASCAR drivers? 8:01 PM May 19th via web
Watched an excellent @khanacademy video series on how to raise capital and go public with a company. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. 7:58 PM May 19th via web
Just wanted to say congratulations again to Mark Zuckerberg. Little shit. 7:55 PM May 19th via web
#SomethingIGetAlot Asked to pick up the check when I'm out with Greek friends. 7:52 PM May 19th via web
#SomethingIGetAlot Reach-arounds on-line at Dairy Queen. Or, wait... Maybe it's the Hairy Queen. 7:51 PM May 19th via web
#SomethingIGetAlot Approached at highway rest stops. 7:50 PM May 19th via web
#SomethingIGetAlot Mistaken for Jean Claude Van Damme, circa "Bloodsport." 7:49 PM May 19th via web
#SomethingIGetAlot Genital herpes. But then I don't think about it and I'm pretty sure it goes away. 7:47 PM May 19th via web
@onmyzebrascale Ha! Been in lockdown on some writing project deadlines. 7:44 PM May 19th via web in reply to onmyzebrascale
If you didn't want to be a sheep in Greece before, you most definitely do not want to be one now. Those broke shepherds will not be gentle. 7:38 PM May 19th via web
Just wondering, since it's almost summertime: Do cannibals grill ground handburgers? 7:23 PM May 19th via web
The Birth of a Book. Dying before our eyes. Something so powerfully seductive about this. vimeo.com/38681202 7:19 PM May 19th via web
MistookMistake I'm envious of the relationship that vodka and orange juice have. 2:29 PM May 19th via Favstar.FM Retweeted by ChrisMillis and 43 others

Name Chris Millis
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Bio I wrote the novel @smallapartments in 3 days then adapted it into a Jonas Akerlund film starring Billy Crystal, Matt Lucas & Johnny Knoxville. Honest.