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ChrisKral

nicreations Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate pizza before it was cool. 9:46 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 1 other
MonkeyRiverTown I think the only appropriate response to waking up too early is to go get donuts. #donuts 4:53 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by ChrisKral
BadAstronomer Two major scif-fi heroes thrown in jail! Except not really. But still. is.gd/DNDahP /cc @jerilryan @karengillan2 12:20 PM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by ChrisKral and 47 others
alyankovic “So… does the tar pit match the drapes?” #InappropriateDinosaurPickupLines 10:26 AM May 23rd via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 520 others
pocahontasshole Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 22166 others
JaredvonHindman Fun Fact: If you say terrible Sexist things under your real name with your photo, you may very well become comedy gold. jezebel.com/5912239/dumb-m… 9:51 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 5 others
@funkomatic Call me, James. 9:32 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android in reply to funkomatic
Ha Ha. Take that, splinter-in-my-palm. I have finally defeated you. 9:14 AM May 22nd via Twitter for Android
I just won a free lunch. Hooray. #TANSTAAFL 11:52 AM May 21st via Twitter for Android
I'm watching someone play the Diablo III beta. It looks like ... Diablo. 3:50 PM May 19th via Twitter for Android
@neiltyson Out of curiosity, what prompted that statement? 4:28 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android in reply to neiltyson
jmessersmith Seriously, want to hear maybe the worst song ever written? It's my new single: bit.ly/JdAT6W 8:37 AM May 16th via Echofon Retweeted by ChrisKral and 15 others
davidahilljr My Privilege is Not a Panacea. That Doesn't Make it Cease to Exist: plus.google.com/u/0/1183651243… 1:31 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 1 other
@liari Yup. It went very quickly. 12:11 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to liari
It feels good to be completely done with the old apartment. 12:04 PM May 14th via Twitter for Android
@nicreations That is also under the assumption that you're able to make it up here. We don't have time to drive to the bay area. @liari 9:48 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to liari
funkomatic Sometimes it is incredibly cathartic to work up a full head of steam on a completely unglued rant. 7:33 AM May 11th via web Retweeted by ChrisKral and 1 other
@nicreations I'm sure that we can work something out. @liari will be moving out of her place, but I'm free for sure. 7:30 AM May 11th via web in reply to nicreations
@nicreations Congrats, Nick. You deserve some time off. 6:37 AM May 11th via Twitter for Android in reply to nicreations
nicreations I've been a little set back by Cinco, Siete, and Ocho de Mayo. 11:27 AM May 10th via Microsoft Retweeted by ChrisKral

Name Christopher Kral
Location Folsom, CA
Bio Nerd, Snowboarder, Cellist, and Engineer. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who can read binary, and those who can't.