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ChrisKohut_

UnluckyBrian Attempts to scare wild animal. Honey badger doesn't give a fuck. 1:19 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 7783 others
ThisDopeKid I miss you & I still do love you but I don't want to text or call you first. Do me a favor and tell me you feel the same & that you miss me. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 65 others
@BaileyBaloney yes i am. my phone is being retarded and not loading my messages. about 3 hours ago via web
FUCK YOU ANDROID. #YOUSUCKMAJORASSRIGHTNOW about 3 hours ago via web
Ben_Katzz "I love you" is thrown around way to much theese days about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 3 others
UnluckyBrian Eats a lifesaver. Chokes and dies. about 5 hours ago via web Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 2316 others
@ItsEmilyAgain or shoes... about 3 hours ago via web in reply to ItsEmilyAgain
AntiJokeJamal What's wet and smells like fish? A fish. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 543 others
UnluckyBrian Swims for first time in ocean, Has a nosebleed and gets eaten by a shark. about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 1098 others
Waking up from that scary ass dream <<<<<<<<< #Ialmostdied. about 8 hours ago via web
They say what goes up must come down, but don't let me fall. about 8 hours ago via web
#oomf is high or drunk... she can't spell for shit. about 19 hours ago via web
So this girl came into chorus today and she's like really really reallllyyyyy cute... about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@madnificant well lucky you. Stainbeck is the weirdest mother fucker I've ever seen. He is literally a child in a fat mans body. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to madnificant
@madnificant you have stainbeck? about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to madnificant
tothekidswho here's to the kids who still find the number "69" funny as fuck. about 21 hours ago via txt Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 1895 others
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
WonkaTheSwimmer You're skipping practice the first night of summer? You badass. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by ChrisKohut_ and 15 others
@AdreannaBree your boyfri- never mind. 6:34 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AdreannaBree
Open note tests>>>>> #justgota100 6:34 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone