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ChrisKenny00

  1. "my best friend's a spy, Kenny. I need to be a spy too" @erinhermione @andreaEcrowley
  2. @CBuley drunk or actually hydrated
  3. "I probably ate the soap because that's what drunk people do." @erinhermione #hygieneproblems
  4. We're only going to my second favorite resort on vacation to Disney World @erinhermione @FirstWorldPains
  5. "is it Florida yet?" @erinhermione
  6. #Omaha is my new least favorite place. Damn you #creighton At least the #hawks are winning again
  7. There we go #hawks! That's what we like to see
  8. "Uzbekistan...is that a place? It must be, it ends in 'stan'" @erinhermione
  9. the microwave won't melt my cheese evenly #firstworldproblems
  10. @erinhermione is way too excited about #Adele's wins tonight
  11. #thatawkwardmoment when you find a scar and have no idea what happened or how you missed the entire healing process...
  12. "you are an animal that lives in a foreign country" @erinhermione #OutOfContextWin
  13. "I was talking, but I wasn't saying things" @erinhermione #girlproblems
  14. "I hope my kid isn't a cat" @erinhermione #orly?
  15. @DrakeProblems live.com
  16. "damn Obama...just because you're a good speaker doesn't mean you're a good person" @erinhermione #truth
  17. "there's plenty of Eskimos [in Antarctica]; they just live under the ice!" @erinhermione
  18. "Why did my squirrel split?" @erinhermione