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  1. Just saw David Gray at the Orpheum. Was it stupid to yell out a request for the song "Paparazzi" by Lady Ga Ga?
  2. Plot spoiler for "Where Wild Things Are" I hate you mom! I am King! I'm not King. I love you mom!
  3. I love how 60 Minutes is busting the corrupt medical industry in America. I haven't been this excited since the first season of COPS!
  4. @KChenoweth you need to try some echinacea and a couple of Hot Toddy's. That should drown the dirt liittle demon in you
  5. I'm so excited that U2 is playing against the Yankees in the World Series this year. So exciting!!! Bono and Jeter! Can't wait!
  6. Where The Wild Things Are was like watching a beautifully shot and incredibly well directed version of The Dark Crystal.
  7. My best friend/ father, Kip King, has been in ICU for a week. For my birthday, please send him prayers. He means everything to me. God Bless
  8. My birthday is this Monday and a candlelight dinner in my sauna with January Jones would be the perfect gift. Just throwing that out there
  9. Couldn't get tix to "Where The Wild Things Are" so I stayed home and watched an old episode of Entertainment Tonight. Is that comparable?
  10. Just saw Cohen Brothers "A Serious Man." That was the biggest dose of Jew I've ever had.
  11. Storm Watch in LA!! Everybody cool out!!!! Everybody chiiilllll!!!!
  12. I still love Letterman even though he told me to 'zip it' regarding our sporadic rendezvous
  13. When did you turn into Gandhi?@Neha_Dhupia
  14. For those who saw Madonna on SNL. If you have a career, do yourself a favor, at least look like your enjoying it while your still in it
  15. If Madonna and Christina Aguilera had a baby girl, it would be Lady Ga Ga.
  16. I wanna dushku that eliza chick, I tell ya
  17. Tonight on ABC. 830. The premiere of The Middle. Top notch writing, editing, acting. And I'm a series reg. Great stuff everybody!
  18. You know your in LA when businesses are closed because of the Jewish holidays. Christians don't get any time off, do they.
  19. For those who want to laugh. I will be on Bonnie Hunt tomorrow, Monday. Happy Fasting Day everybody!!!
  20. Vote for best new band in Seattle for my brother Andrew. they're seriously amazing! http://bit.ly/fP7x5