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  1. PRECIOUS??!! BENJAMIN BUTTON??!! YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE NOW, YA HERE??!! 5:18 PM Nov 30th from web
  2. Just got ticket for driving in carpool lane with blow up doll in passenger seat of movie character "Precious." That racist or just illegal? 4:30 PM Nov 30th from web
  3. Wait, I didn't know you can say fuck on twitter? Yeah!! An outlet!! 12:17 AM Nov 23rd from web
  4. Often, I feel I'm supposed to write something funny. But new Norah Jones "The Fall", Is the sexiest coolest album I've heard in eons!! 12:12 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Oprah!!!!! Don't go!!!! Who's going to fill up my screen... I mean do interviews. Werps..my bad.. 8:38 PM Nov 20th from web
  6. Want to laugh? Tired of crying? Watch me rip it up hard, tonight on "The Middle" 830 on ABC!!! Ouch! My tweeter text pinky!. 5:56 PM Nov 18th from web
  7. Oh my God. I can't wait to see "New Moon." Everyone is so awesome in it and I totally can't wait to get in line and see it. Totals you guys 12:43 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. If you haven't seen it. HBO's, Australian comedy series, "Summer Hights High" Most brilliant comedy i've seen in decades. Swear to the G. 3:18 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. Just saw David Gray at the Orpheum. Was it stupid to yell out a request for the song "Paparazzi" by Lady Ga Ga? 4:37 AM Nov 10th from web
  10. Plot spoiler for "Where Wild Things Are" I hate you mom! I am King! I'm not King. I love you mom! 12:52 AM Nov 7th from web
  11. I love how 60 Minutes is busting the corrupt medical industry in America. I haven't been this excited since the first season of COPS! 12:23 AM Nov 2nd from web
  12. @KChenoweth you need to try some echinacea and a couple of Hot Toddy's. That should drown the dirt liittle demon in you 1:24 AM Oct 29th from web in reply to KChenoweth
  13. I'm so excited that U2 is playing against the Yankees in the World Series this year. So exciting!!! Bono and Jeter! Can't wait! 12:08 AM Oct 29th from web
  14. Where The Wild Things Are was like watching a beautifully shot and incredibly well directed version of The Dark Crystal. 3:18 AM Oct 19th from web
  15. My best friend/ father, Kip King, has been in ICU for a week. For my birthday, please send him prayers. He means everything to me. God Bless 3:16 AM Oct 19th from web
  16. My birthday is this Monday and a candlelight dinner in my sauna with January Jones would be the perfect gift. Just throwing that out there 1:14 AM Oct 18th from web
  17. Couldn't get tix to "Where The Wild Things Are" so I stayed home and watched an old episode of Entertainment Tonight. Is that comparable? 1:20 AM Oct 17th from web
  18. Just saw Cohen Brothers "A Serious Man." That was the biggest dose of Jew I've ever had. 1:12 AM Oct 17th from web
  19. Storm Watch in LA!! Everybody cool out!!!! Everybody chiiilllll!!!! 8:11 AM Oct 13th from web
  20. I still love Letterman even though he told me to 'zip it' regarding our sporadic rendezvous 10:31 PM Oct 8th from web
  • Name Chris Kattan
  • Bio I am an actor/comedian/fantastic/heart warming/risk taking/'green' concious'/dude that rocks it hard core and is awesome...sometimes.
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