ChrisKattan
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PRECIOUS??!! BENJAMIN BUTTON??!! YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE NOW, YA HERE??!!
5:18 PM Nov 30th
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Just got ticket for driving in carpool lane with blow up doll in passenger seat of movie character "Precious." That racist or just illegal?
4:30 PM Nov 30th
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Wait, I didn't know you can say fuck on twitter? Yeah!! An outlet!!
12:17 AM Nov 23rd
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Often, I feel I'm supposed to write something funny. But new Norah Jones "The Fall", Is the sexiest coolest album I've heard in eons!!
12:12 AM Nov 23rd
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Oprah!!!!! Don't go!!!! Who's going to fill up my screen... I mean do interviews. Werps..my bad..
8:38 PM Nov 20th
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Want to laugh? Tired of crying? Watch me rip it up hard, tonight on "The Middle" 830 on ABC!!! Ouch! My tweeter text pinky!.
5:56 PM Nov 18th
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Oh my God. I can't wait to see "New Moon." Everyone is so awesome in it and I totally can't wait to get in line and see it. Totals you guys
12:43 AM Nov 17th
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If you haven't seen it. HBO's, Australian comedy series, "Summer Hights High" Most brilliant comedy i've seen in decades. Swear to the G.
3:18 AM Nov 16th
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Just saw David Gray at the Orpheum. Was it stupid to yell out a request for the song "Paparazzi" by Lady Ga Ga?
4:37 AM Nov 10th
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Plot spoiler for "Where Wild Things Are" I hate you mom! I am King! I'm not King. I love you mom!
12:52 AM Nov 7th
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I love how 60 Minutes is busting the corrupt medical industry in America. I haven't been this excited since the first season of COPS!
12:23 AM Nov 2nd
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@ you need to try some echinacea and a couple of Hot Toddy's. That should drown the dirt liittle demon in you
1:24 AM Oct 29th
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I'm so excited that U2 is playing against the Yankees in the World Series this year. So exciting!!! Bono and Jeter! Can't wait!
12:08 AM Oct 29th
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Where The Wild Things Are was like watching a beautifully shot and incredibly well directed version of The Dark Crystal.
3:18 AM Oct 19th
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My best friend/ father, Kip King, has been in ICU for a week. For my birthday, please send him prayers. He means everything to me. God Bless
3:16 AM Oct 19th
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My birthday is this Monday and a candlelight dinner in my sauna with January Jones would be the perfect gift. Just throwing that out there
1:14 AM Oct 18th
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Couldn't get tix to "Where The Wild Things Are" so I stayed home and watched an old episode of Entertainment Tonight. Is that comparable?
1:20 AM Oct 17th
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Just saw Cohen Brothers "A Serious Man." That was the biggest dose of Jew I've ever had.
1:12 AM Oct 17th
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Storm Watch in LA!! Everybody cool out!!!! Everybody chiiilllll!!!!
8:11 AM Oct 13th
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I still love Letterman even though he told me to 'zip it' regarding our sporadic rendezvous
10:31 PM Oct 8th
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- Name Chris Kattan
- Bio I am an actor/comedian/fantastic/heart warming/risk taking/'green' concious'/dude that rocks it hard core and is awesome...sometimes.
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