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Rough day equals good show. The formula that never fails. 11:02 PM Nov 29th from TwitterBerry
Anyone know how to build or where to buy a carnival game wheel? I need to build a Wheel of Degradation. 8:35 AM Nov 27th from TwitterBerry
This Len Bias documentary is an insanely depressing way to spend Thanksgiving. 2:23 PM Nov 26th from TwitterBerry
Just did an audition that involved standing in silence and being pelted with cheerios. 1:20 PM Nov 24th from TwitterBerry
@JZTownsend I hope the essay you're referring to is a novella about us driving around Jersey together. 11:47 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to JZTownsend
Check this video out -- The Return of Superfan - The NBA on ESPN http://www.youtube.com/watc... 12:36 PM Nov 22nd from web
@scharpling That was real and true lunacy from Curry. 12:24 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to scharpling
Eddy Curry is a true lunatic. That foul was completely insane. 12:24 PM Nov 22nd from web
Wish my hair wasn't doing that weird ass thing it does in that NY Times pic. It is what it is. Congrats @sethmeyers21 on the great writeup! 11:27 AM Nov 22nd from web
@AmandaOleson I am definitely funnier than @EvilPRGuy. But he is superior to me as a man in every other discernable way. 9:42 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to AmandaOleson
@RobotRiley January 31st 9:42 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to RobotRiley
Win a date w Don Fanelli (the handsomest man in Hackensack) at the next Chris Gethard show. Chicks and dudes welcome. 1:26 PM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
Fresh and co on 7th advertises themselves as healthy and pork free. Will never eat there. 11:50 AM Nov 20th from TwitterBerry
Gilbert Arenas is on Twitter. But he won't post until he has a million followers. Do your part and follow @gilbertarenas today 1:24 PM Nov 18th from web
@JZTownsend It's pretty much yours to lose, right? All odds would point towards you being the front runner for this. 9:18 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to JZTownsend
@EvilPRGuy Can't imagine 8:45 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to EvilPRGuy
@EvilPRGuy Running a new bus tour out of my car with one ticket. Winner will be determined by essay - 500 words or more. 8:43 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to EvilPRGuy
Number of entries for the Chris Gethard Magic Nissan Sentra of Stories essay contest thus far: 0 8:41 AM Nov 18th from web
I'm eating peruvian chicken and feeling like a dented can. 9:34 AM Nov 17th from TwitterBerry
@jamiekilstein sounds good to me, just have to watch my gimpy knees 12:56 PM Nov 16th from web in reply to jamiekilstein