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ChrisDas

  1. 2 ministers watching porn in parliament.claim it was research 4 a real life event.And I saw Basic instinct for the car chases #gimmeabreak 7:25 PM Feb 7th via web
  2. Super earth found! Taliban scientists ecstatic at the thought of a whole new planet they can test their suicide bombs on #letsblowshitup 8:51 PM Feb 3rd via web
  3. Gaga wants Italian sperm hoping that her kid will grow up to b #Madonna. In unrelated news, Berlusconi has just booked a flight to the US 6:42 AM Feb 3rd via web
  4. Israeli visa services now in Bangalore! about as handy as a surf shop to ride killer waves in Ulsoor lake. #embassiespeopledontneed 6:36 AM Feb 3rd via web
  5. #Bangalore Its a beautiful morning, sun shining, birds pooping,a light breeze. If only I wasn't looking at it all through the office window! 7:05 PM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
  6. @EricRoberts Can I tell you that I have been a fan of yours for the longest time?? I always thought you were wayy underrated! You rock Eric! 8:13 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
  7. @MichaelJaiWhite I wish I got to meet you in real life! Maybe you could punch me or something and then I could say MJW hit me! How cool! :D 7:38 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
  8. @TheScottAdkins Watching you train and fight makes 95% of the human race feel genetically inferior :D. You're awesome! 7:34 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
  9. @KaleyCuoco Yay! You seem even more awesome then I thought you were. How is that even possible? 7:32 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via web
  10. #kapilsibal - Heres what google thinks of you :D twitpic.com/7por1v 1:48 AM Dec 7th, 2011 via Twitpic
  11. Will kill myself if I hear that #Rihanna song "We found love" on the radio one more time! 7:27 PM Dec 6th, 2011 via web
  12. #KapilSibal -Your brain is smaller than a pimple on an electrons bum.Moderate that! For more humor, goto dementeduo.com #dementeduo" 1:43 AM Dec 6th, 2011 via web
  13. dementeduo.com - My new website for people who like to laugh. If you don't like it, feel free to hurl insults and cuss words my way :D 4:24 AM Dec 3rd, 2011 via web
  14. My Brand new Satire website - Check it out peeps - dementeduo.com 3:02 AM Nov 30th, 2011 via web
  15. Demi Moore Wears Wedding Ring Amidst Ashton Kutcher Cheating Scandal huff.to/pXZRwW via @huffingtonpost 8:39 PM Oct 7th, 2011 via The Huffington Post
  16. Paris Hiltons reaction to news yesterday - OMG! I'm so sad to hear about Steve's Job! I hope he gets a new one soon! xxx 10:37 PM Oct 6th, 2011 via web
  17. @hrhcandy I remember when I was twenty something :( 6:59 PM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web in reply to hrhcandy
  18. @effiejp Umm..Still getting the hang of it. Until then, I'll be a Twitter Spaz :D 6:53 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web in reply to effiejp
  19. #breakuptexts I just realized that I'm better looking than I thought and can do wayyy better than you :D 6:50 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web
  20. @derrickpereira Agreed man 6:36 AM Mar 3rd, 2011 via web in reply to DerrickPereira